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    Best written ESPN article EVER!

    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    I just look at that and laughed.

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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    ah bummer the just updated it.
    Hooray for Metaphors!

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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by tman24 View Post
    ah bummer the just updated it.
    What did it say???
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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by tman24 View Post
    ah bummer the just updated it.

    Okay good because for a minute I thought the joke was it was a one paragraph article to cover 8 violations.
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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by jbhtexas View Post
    What did it say???
    STORRS, Conn. -- The University of Connecticut says the NCAA has found eight violations in the school's men's basketball program.

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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    No, the best article ever to appear on ESPN.com started with the headline, "Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks" referring to who was going to start at QB for Arkansas against South Carolina.

    It was from 10/31/05 and it lasted for about 5 minutes before they edited the headline. I got a print screen of it because I knew it wouldn't last.

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    Re: Best written ESPN article EVER!

    Wow, our record last year was almost as good, and we didn't even cheat!
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