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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Yes, yes it does.
    A few too many Judge Smails. Not enough Ty's and Danny's.
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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by krustysponge View Post
    Yeah, that would work. Hit a moving car...sure
    Well considering most streets running along the edge of a course are straight it isn't much of a stretch at all. Haven't you ever watched golfers on the driving sit and drill the kid driving the ball picker about 200 yards out?

    Not that it matters. Karma is a ***** so I fully expect to hear that someone pulls one out in the street and smashes a car window. Here is hoping that it is you.

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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by capitalcityguy View Post
    Will winning the golf tourney help cap the oil spill in the gulf or allow us to win the war (quickly) in Afghanistan?
    Will honking at a guy playing golf do either of those things? Stupid post on your part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonestate78 View Post
    Will honking at a guy playing gold do either of those things? Stupid post on your part.
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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by capitalcityguy View Post

    Will winning the golf tourney help cap the oil spill in the gulf or allow us to win the war (quickly) in Afghanistan?
    Apparently you playing the role of head ***hole isn't helping either.......
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    Re: humor

    I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "****! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "****! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
    Can you get six honks if your car is small and has a wimpy horn?

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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by CylentButDeadly View Post
    I accidentally hooked a shot at the driving range once and pegged a cop car. He pulled in asked me why I hit his car, basically implying that I did it on purpose. I invited him to watch me hit the rest of my bucket and sure enough, I proceeded to slice, duff, hook, top, miss nearly every single ball.


    Im shocked.

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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "****! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
    Agree, the honk is golden, but you can't abuse it. If you do it every time you drive by a golf course, than you're probably just a d-bag or jerk in real life. If bust one out every now and then, you're probably okay, but again, it's all about timing, location and motive.
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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by CYCRAZY View Post
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    Im shocked.
    I play because I like to, not because I'm good.
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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonestate78 View Post
    Will honking at a guy playing gold do either of those things? Stupid post on your part.
    sorry the analogy to show perspective was lost on you
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    Quote Originally Posted by CylentButDeadly View Post
    Agree, the honk is golden, but you can't abuse it. If you do it every time you drive by a golf course, than you're probably just a d-bag or jerk in real life. If bust one out every now and then, you're probably okay, but again, it's all about timing, location and motive.
    The same with the silent but deadly ones right?

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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones85' View Post
    No humor in that. It's not even a little funny actually...unless your 10.
    You know what's really funny? Your golf game!




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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by azn4cy View Post
    I would definitely be into golf if this happened.
    That's why you need to come to the next golf outing. Trash talk galore!

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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by krustysponge View Post
    The same with the silent but deadly ones right?
    Exactly. If you cropdust a coworker every once in a while, it can pretty funny. If you do it every day, you're an a-hole.

    Notable exception: The coworker is an a-hole or an overbearing hawk fan, which are usually one in the same.
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