Running music?

[mtowncyclone]

i-state

[enisthemenace]

When I'm out running I only listen to the music of Billy Ocean. That's it, nothing else. You should do the same, although our running styles may be different. I'm not a jogger, I only sprint. What sprint for as long as a I can while listen to Caribbean Queen or some other stellar jam by Mr. Ocean, then take a break wherever I end up. When I've got my strength back, I start sprinting again. Truthfully, no other kind of music can keep me pumped up during my training like Billy's music can. One other benefit is that if you happen to bump into some strange while out training, you've already got your baby making music all queued up.

Okay...this made me laugh. I just might try it

[clone26]

When I'm out running I only listen to the music of Billy Ocean. That's it, nothing else. You should do the same, although our running styles may be different. I'm not a jogger, I only sprint. What sprint for as long as a I can while listen to Caribbean Queen or some other stellar jam by Mr. Ocean, then take a break wherever I end up. When I've got my strength back, I start sprinting again. Truthfully, no other kind of music can keep me pumped up during my training like Billy's music can. One other benefit is that if you happen to bump into some strange while out training, you've already got your baby making music all queued up.

This might be the funniest thing I've read all month.