Give one piece of relationship advice...

[WalkingCY]

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen

[GeronimusClone]

An indictment is not a conviction.

[IcSyU]

If you guys cannot tell your wives she needs to work out, you don't have strong relationships.

Too young and smart to be married, or in a relationship.

[jamesfnb]

Treat your wife as you would want your daughter to be treated by her boyfriend. Not only will you have a great relationship with your wife but your daughter won't end up marrying a d-bag loser some day.

[247cy]

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system has merit, but takes way too much time. I usually just make sure magnum condoms fall out of my pocket when I pull out my roll of hundreds to pay for stuff.

[clones26]

My ego does. That is why I'm happily single.

Are you sure its your ego or your screen name?

[jamesfnb]

If you guys cannot tell your wives she needs to work out, you don't have strong relationships.

I'll pay you $50 to tell my wife she needs to work out. I still have emotional and physical bruises from the time I told her.

[CPRsavedMYlife]

Don't be a dummy... Aim for her tummy.

[WalkingCY]

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."
Woody Allen


ha...Woody Allen.

[agrabes]

If you guys cannot tell your wives she needs to work out, you don't have strong relationships.

Maybe true, but isn't kind of a bad idea to do it by giving them work out clothes as a christmas present?

[247cy]

If you guys cannot tell your wives she needs to work out, you don't have strong relationships.

I'll agree 100%, and add it's a 2 way street - nothing worse than pot meet kettle when bringing the subject up. Provided that you're not a total hypocrite and are willing to work off your fupa as well, you should be able to explain to your wife what you think is sexy, why you want her to be fit and the benefits for both of you.

[CYphyllis]

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system has merit, but takes way too much time. I usually just make sure magnum condoms fall out of my pocket when I pull out my roll of hundreds to pay for stuff.

The system's true value is shown when the entire ecosystem is kept intact, starting with the D.E.N.N.I.S., followed by the M.A.C. (Move in After Completion), and finished with the magnums and hundreds.

[chadly82]

That must be how you survived the "forgetting to pick up the kid" incident.

lol that reminds me of my favorite 2 and a half men episode

[MNCyGuy]

lol that reminds me of my favorite 2 and a half men episode

I thought they only had the one episode that they kept re-airing

[chadly82]

I thought they only had the one episode that they kept re-airing

I dont think so considering i have all 6 seasons on dvd that have actually come out.