Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

[GrindingAway]

In kindergarten I was eating breakfast waiting for the bus. My mom noticed a rip in my short so I slipped them off and finished eating. After a while I looked up and saw the bus sitting in the driveway and ran out to the bus before mom came back with my shorts.

I was the first one on and it was dark so it wasn't bad at first. A buddy of mine was the 4th guy to get on. He say across from me and kept pointing and laughing. I had no idea why, but for a while about a dozen people were pointing and laughing at me. He eventually threw me a pair of shorts.

Turns out my mom called his moms house and asked if they could send along an extra pair of shorts for me.

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

There is a quote that rings true: "Life is one big embarrassment." Today I experienced this when I went to Subway and attempted to ask for "Black Olives and Green Peppers" on my sandwich. Instead, what came out was: "Black pecker." Yes, I ordered a black pecker on my six inch. Needless to say the worker didn't know what to do. The old lady to my left couldn't stop laughing.

What's your most embarrassing moment? As I believe I just experienced mine.

If this is your most embarassing moment in life, consider yourself lucky

[Marc936]

this was 2 years ago.A party just ended and we left and went to the car. Me and my lady friend got pretty drunk, too drunk to the point where we both knew we couldn't drive. So we just laid in the car, turned on music. We started to fool around, right in the middle of it i looked at the window and noticed 3 people standing there... turns out there was a giant group chilling in the parking lot staring at us.

morale of the story: dont have sex in the car on a lighted parking lot

[tee1up]

I was 33 years old, living the dream as a golf pro. Dating a 19 year old girl who attended Notre Dame. I went to visit for a weekend, saw a game (unbelievable game day experience). While there, I attended some of her classes with her. She had a marketing class, and they were doing a group project. I sat to the side, and the instructor comes by and says "I guess you are the consultant".

At the end of the class, he comes back to her group, and says to me "how did they do?" I responded with something like "they never listen". He says, loud enough for everyone to hear, "I know, my daughter never listens to me either". The relationship ended shortly after that..

[MB4CY]

I usually park my car in the same place at work every day. One day several years ago, my normal spot was occupied, so I had to park quite a long ways away. The workday was really hectic, so by the time the day was over and I walked out, I'd forgotten where I parked. I was so convinced that the car wasn't there, I actually reported it stolen to the police. Of course, a co-worker found it the next morning when he came into work.

I still haven't lived that down. Not sure it's my most embarrassing moment, but it's top ten.