So there I was...minding my own business...

[CyDude16]

In other news, the sky is blue!

[mark]

In Texas -- the kid would have been packin' heat and old Cael would be taking up space in the backyard.

It is never cool to allow a dog to attack a child.

[Knownothing]

Also to the OP... Go rent the Movie "The Sandlot". Hopefully you give the kid your dog ate his Babe Ruth Baseball back.

[nolookpass]

You own one of those Swedish meatballs? Buy American my friend and earn the respect of your neighborhood 12 year olds.

I don't pick a lawn care instrument in an attempt to earn the respect of my neighbors.

My neighbors respect me because I am a successful business man...because I have a loving wife and 2 great, well-behaved kids...because I generally care for others and often times go out of my way to show some empathy to a lesser person in an attempt to make them feel like they are on my level, if even for a brief moment...because I give considerable time and money to various local charities...and because I have a kick *** lawn, which other real men appreciate.

Mock me all you want, but someday when you aren't living in the dorms or some rented double wide you will understand the pride a man takes in the lawn that he owns and nurtures.

[The_Architect]

I don't pick a lawn care instrument in an attempt to earn the respect of my neighbors.

My neighbors respect me because I am a successful business man...because I have a loving wife and 2 great, well-behaved kids...because I generally care for others and often times go out of my way to show some empathy to a lesser person in an attempt to make them feel like they are on my level, if even for a brief moment...because I give considerable time and money to various local charities...and because I have a kick *** lawn, which other real men appreciate.

Mock me all you want, but someday when you aren't living in the dorms or some rented double wide you will understand the pride a man takes in the lawn that he owns and nurtures.

OK, this is definitely an impostor nlp.

[Cyforce]

I don't pick a lawn care instrument in an attempt to earn the respect of my neighbors.

My neighbors respect me because I am a successful business man...because I have a loving wife and 2 great, well-behaved kids...because I generally care for others and often times go out of my way to show some empathy to a lesser person in an attempt to make them feel like they are on my level, if even for a brief moment...because I give considerable time and money to various local charities...and because I have a kick *** lawn, which other real men appreciate.

Mock me all you want, but someday when you aren't living in the dorms or some rented double wide you will understand the pride a man takes in the lawn that he owns and nurtures.

I predict a flaming bag of pooh in your near future.

[nolookpass]

I predict a flaming bag of pooh in your near future.

Are you moving next door?

[heitclone]

I don't pick a lawn care instrument in an attempt to earn the respect of my neighbors.

My neighbors respect me because I am a successful business man...because I have a loving wife and 2 great, well-behaved kids...because I generally care for others and often times go out of my way to show some empathy to a lesser person in an attempt to make them feel like they are on my level, if even for a brief moment...because I give considerable time and money to various local charities...and because I have a kick *** lawn, which other real men appreciate.

Mock me all you want, but someday when you aren't living in the dorms or some rented double wide you will understand the pride a man takes in the lawn that he owns and nurtures.

I recently read that men who have no control over their marriage or professional lives often resort to freaking out over their lawn so they can feel like they control something in their lives. Looks you're coping with your issues well...congrats.

[rdubbs]

Are you moving next door?

Hmmm, could be the posting legend known as NLP, or an imposter. Either way let Monster know that he's still a gigantic piece of **** for me. Good to see ya over on the darkside, things boring on HL today?

[CtownCyclone]

I've been drunk well before noon. Quit drinking at 1:30am, went to sleep for 4 hours, had Irish Coffee for breakfast. Nap time in 20 minutes.


I get drunk about 12 times a year. This is one of them.

I remember those days in college...too bad I'm in the working world now...

[tube1]

Hmmm, could be the posting legend known as NLP, or an imposter. Either way let Monster know that he's still a gigantic piece of **** for me. Good to see ya over on the darkside, things boring on HL today?

I'm sure you could send Monster an email yourself. I'm sure he would love to hear from you. Be sure to use your email account though.

[CycloneYoda]

You'd better czech who you are dealing with here. NLP is owning you, pal. That's how he rolls.

Ummm, this is just plain stupid. See here, brother. I don't frequent other boards. I don't believe in "owning legends" that get their kicks making up stories on the internet. I don't care. Nada. Nunca. Nadie.

So this legend got what he wants. Big deal. He may be a huge success duping people on message boards, but that means little to the rational people of the world.

So, good for him and his following. I guess he sure "got" me.

Back to what I have been doing in between 3-4 hour naps: Drinking rum.

[CycloneYoda]

I remember those days in college...too bad I'm in the working world now...

Not in college. Have my 2 degrees. I'm 33, father of 1, work from home. Wife and kid will be back tomorrow. I've just been drinkin', that's all.

[meohmycy]

Bump for rdubbs.

[isucy1234]

I get drunk about 12 times a week. This is one of them.

Fixed for accuracy.