So there I was...minding my own business...

[The_Architect]

LMFAO classic nolook/james taylor! FYI, nobody get into a boxing match with him, he's got fast hands for an old dude.

[guitarchitect7]

You see, I was going to ignore this thread as I figured it was just another Hawk story. But everyone kept replying to it and moving to the top of my refresh page.

Now I wished I would have listened to myself in the first place...

[capitalcityguy]

Your father is a great America.

How do you know his father is even a citizen of the US?
How do you know he isn't one of the Russian spies that just got sent home?

[agrabes]

Cool Story Brah.

This is the kind of thread that would normally merit a "Cool Story, Bro" but I don't think it's even up to those standards.

Luckily, it seems to be a pretty obvious troll.

[nolookpass]

I too am the kind of guy that wears Axe - and my wife likes the way that I smell. You, on the other hand, seem like the kind of guy that isn't too particularly interested in personal hygiene.

If your wife likes the smell of Axe it is probably a safe bet she uses Pert and Suave shampoo for her own locks.

It's ok to be cheap from time to time, my fellow American, but don't go thru life thinking and shopping like the 16 year old burnouts that hang around North Grand Mall.

[Tedcyclone]

Id have your dog put to sleep...

this story does have deusher written all over it.

[CyOps]

Original post: No one walks on my yard,.... except my dog,....who also dumps there.

Neighbors must love you and your dog.

That was meant to apply to nolook. I don't even have a dog.

[GeronimusClone]

You seem like the kinda guy that wears Axe...I'm none to worried.

Sorry, i meant your ***.

[JUKEBOX]

What's up with all these "strange" posts lately?

[MNCyGuy]

What's up with all these "strange" posts lately?

Just gearing up for any epic Roger Sprague return in November.

[Al_4_State]

When did Gary Busey get a CF account?

[bos]

If your wife likes the smell of Axe it is probably a safe bet she uses Pert and Suave shampoo for her own locks.

It's ok to be cheap from time to time, my fellow American, but don't go thru life thinking and shopping like the 16 year old burnouts that hang around North Grand Mall.

Whats wrong with Suave? If you pay out the nose for shampoo, you have been misled.

[CycloneYoda]

Original post: No one walks on my yard,.... except my dog,....who also dumps there.




That was meant to apply to nolook. I don't even have a dog.

You forgot the ******* , dude!!!!

[GeronimusClone]

If your wife likes the smell of Axe it is probably a safe bet she uses Pert and Suave shampoo for her own locks.

It's ok to be cheap from time to time, my fellow American, but don't go thru life thinking and shopping like the 16 year old burnouts that hang around North Grand Mall.

I didn't realize Old Spice was top shelf. Is this Vidal Sassoon?

[CloneIce]

"Old Spice wearing" owner. That is the first time in my life I have seen "Old Spice wearing" used as an adjective.