So there I was...minding my own business...

**RandomFan** · 07-13-2010, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

Since you're concerned, I'll walk you through my cleansing products.
I use water, hard water, not that ***** soft Culligan-treated water. The more bacteria and rust in it the better. I use Old Spice body wash and I use my hand, none of those pansy sponges or luffas. I use Head and Shoulders, the old original kind that smells like **** and stings your scalp. For my hand soap, I use a brick of Lava that would tear a normal man’s skin right off his hands. I use 40-grit sandpaper to wipe my *** and brush my teeth with baking soda.

Don't forget to tell him you floss with barbed wire and trim your fingernails with a chainsaw.

**cyatheart** · 07-13-2010, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by nolookpass

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

Am I the only one that doesn't know the dimensions of the Ankeny weight room and how it compares to Southeast Polk's? This might be the best post I have ever seen when measuring comic value.

**tube1** · 07-13-2010, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by nolookpass

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

Ticking. Time. Bomb.

**Darko** · 07-13-2010, 10:13 AM

Logon to CF and see a classic NLP post. didn't see that one coming today.

**Cyclonestate78** · 07-13-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by tube1

Ticking. Time. Bomb.

This. My neighbors at my apartment complex have a rather large pitbull that they never have on a leash when they take it outside. Talk about taking a gamble.... it's only a matter of time before it attacks someone. Pretty sure it is illegal to even own one inside of the city limits.

**MNCyGuy** · 07-13-2010, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by cyatheart

Am I the only one that doesn't know the dimensions of the Ankeny weight room and how it compares to Southeast Polk's? This might be the best post I have ever seen when measuring comic value.

Who over the age of 18 uses that as a put down to another town? Is this some Iowa thing that I haven't picked up on in my 5 years here? High School football smack talk from adults just seems like something you'd hear in Texas, but not up here.

**Cyclonestate78** · 07-13-2010, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Darko

Logon to CF and see a classic NLP post. didn't see that one coming today.

Hey now.... we never got to hear the conclusion to your epic thread. Another CF classic.

**Wesley** · 07-13-2010, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

I'm glad the punk kid learned a valuable lesson. Too bad it was by the hand of a grown man acting like a 12 year old child.

Teddy Roosevelt always said carry a big stick (or a hungry dog).

**tube1** · 07-13-2010, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by MNCyGuy

Who over the age of 18 uses that as a put down to another town? Is this some Iowa thing that I haven't picked up on in my 5 years here? High School football smack talk from adults just seems like something you'd hear in Texas, but not up here.

Any true 4A fan knows the dimensions of all weight rooms. You must be 2A at best.

**dmclone** · 07-13-2010, 10:31 AM

Axe is for wusses. Brut is where itz at homeboyz.

**ccruzen** · 07-13-2010, 10:32 AM

Anyone else worried there's a guy hanging out in multiple high school weight rooms?

**cycloneG** · 07-13-2010, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by ccruzen

Anyone else worried there's a guy hanging out in multiple high school weight rooms?

I'm sure he's using webcams by now. It's the year 2010!

**The_Architect** · 07-13-2010, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by dmclone

Axe is for wusses. Brut is where itz at homeboyz.

Old Spice.

**Boxerdaddy** · 07-13-2010, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by jdoggivjc

YouTube - Boom Goes the Dynamite

Anyone else want to see a "Where are they now?" special with the Boom goes the dynamite guy?

And for the record...rottweilers are not pit bulls. As with any animal it's how you raise them that matters. Some breeds are more aggressive than others (obviously) but you wanna see a real dangerous animal....

Now if that dude had one of those on his lawn, no way anyone would go on it and live. They kill like 33 people a day.

**MNCyGuy** · 07-13-2010, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Boxerdaddy

Anyone else want to see a "Where are they now?" special with the Boom goes the dynamite guy?

And for the record...rottweilers are not pit bulls. As with any animal it's how you raise them that matters. Some breeds are more aggressive than others (obviously) but you wanna see a real dangerous animal....

Now if that dude had one of those on his lawn, no way anyone would go on it and live. They kill like 33 people a day.

I'm sure he'll get a web redemption on Tosh.0 one of these days.