So there I was...minding my own business...

**nolookpass** · 07-13-2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

Man, you really have no idea when you are being mocked, do you?

He Axed a question and I answered it. I apologize if I don't look for hidden meanings in every post.

**CycloneYoda** · 07-13-2010, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by The_Architect

Sorry Yoda, but you are getting pwnd here. NLP is a legend and has you by the strings

Drunk and uncaring Yoda is. pwnd? Seriously, are you 12?

**delt4cy** · 07-13-2010, 12:33 PM

I love that the guy getting "mocked" is actually mocking those of you that keep biting.

Makes for an enjoyable thread though!

**Cyballzz** · 07-13-2010, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by clone11

This is the stupidest thread I've seen in awhile, and the OP needs to get a life.

**The_Architect** · 07-13-2010, 12:36 PM

Boyz, nlp is a Tier 1 poster.

**CtownCyclone** · 07-13-2010, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

Drunk and uncaring Yoda is. pwnd? Seriously, are you 12?

Drunk? At noon? On a weekday?

**CycloneYoda** · 07-13-2010, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by The_Architect

Boyz, nlp is a Tier 1 poster.

I have no idea what you mean by any of this.

**CycloneYoda** · 07-13-2010, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by CtownCyclone

Drunk? At noon? On a weekday?

I've been drunk well before noon. Quit drinking at 1:30am, went to sleep for 4 hours, had Irish Coffee for breakfast. Nap time in 20 minutes.

I get drunk about 12 times a year. This is one of them.

**tube1** · 07-13-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

I have no idea what you mean by any of this.

You'd better czech who you are dealing with here. NLP is owning you, pal. That's how he rolls.

**nolookpass** · 07-13-2010, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by CloneIce

Neither of these statements can possibly be true, or else you are one crazy SOB:

1. "I spend at least 2 hours a day on my lawn." - that would be just sad.

2. "My kids are not allowed on it."

No way these are true, but if they are they are hilarious! Post has gotta be a level.

Why is it sad? I love to sit on my deck or front porch and see a lawn that would make the greens keepers at Pebble Beach proud. My kids have things that are important to them...my 13 year old loves Barney so I don't play with his Barney dolls...my 8 year old has somehow become hooked on Justin Bieber and I don't mess with her posters...they treat my lawn with the same respect I treat their items.

And like I said, there is a park about 7 blocks away and to get there they only have to cross one semi-busy intersection and it has a "Bike Crossing" sign so cars are always looking out for them and keeping them safe.

**Knownothing** · 07-13-2010, 12:57 PM

If you read the OP in a Johnny Cash type voice it makes this whole post way better.

**ZJohnson** · 07-13-2010, 01:01 PM

What is it with guys coming on here and making up bs stories the last couple of days? Get a life nolookpass and 2forisu or whatever your name was yesterday with that bs wedding story.

**Boxerdaddy** · 07-13-2010, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Knownothing

If you read the OP in a Johnny Cash type voice it makes this whole post way better.

I was thinking more of Ron White. Heck even Kris Kristofferson. Or Dirty Harry. Wait now I'm thinking James Earl Jones. Or Morgan Freeman. Would be great in a Harry Carey voice over too. Even Sigourney Weaver...she did good on those Planet Earth shows.

**The_Architect** · 07-13-2010, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Knownothing

If you read the OP in a Johnny Cash type voice it makes this whole post way better.

What about James Taylor

**cychhosis** · 07-13-2010, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by nolookpass

But since you asked, I have a Husqvarna PZ6029PFX. I recommend it to any of you who are ever in a position to spend money to buy a quality item instead of searching Jordan Creek Mall for the latest deal on Affliction tee shirts.

You own one of those Swedish meatballs? Buy American my friend and earn the respect of your neighborhood 12 year olds.