" I rarely leave the East Side without a plunger and my Rottweiler with me. These are times that try men's souls, boyz."
I'm sure he could have used the Rottweiler in that situation. It's a shame he could find Old Spice because that sure would have covered up that putrid odor.
Does anyone just want to hit the guy for using "boyz," instead of "boys?"
I can confirm that despite the names being changed to protect the innocent, the above story is indeed true.