Screwed Up Sayings

[billpickles]

The "sweating like a stuck pig" line in another thread got me to thinking about commonly messed up sayings. My wife does this all the time - she keeps telling me I should be writing them all down and put them in a book. Her latest: "No skin off my teeth" combining "no skin off my nose" with "by the skin of his teeth." Others?

[bawbie]

I hear "tough road to hoe" all the time.

[ruxCYtable]

The "sweating like a stuck pig" line in another thread got me to thinking about commonly messed up sayings. My wife does this all the time - she keeps telling me I should be writing them all down and put them in a book. Her latest: "No skin off my teeth" combining "no skin off my nose" with "by the skin of his teeth." Others?

I could care less.

It's I could NOT care less, people.

[bsblllvr14]

My wife once said "I'm not the brightest crayon in the box".

[tplumm]

When I am asked to sign something

"Can I get your John Henry?"

[cyclones500]

I hear "tough road to hoe" all the time.

Oh, that one's gotta be near the top of my list.

[linkshero]

Can't swing a dead cat without.........

at what point did the cat need to be dead?

[clonefromNE]

"For all intensive purposes"

When you actually mean to say "for all intents and purposes"

[CycloneGB]

Ive heard people say this one but don't know which is right? Something is "coming down the pike" or "coming down the pipe"

Anybody know? Never seen it in writing

[cyclones500]

“He did a complete 360 on the issue”

I like to deliberately mess up sayings to see if people are paying attention. Like, “Don’t shoot a gift horse in the foot.”

On a separate topic, one of my co-workers says, “supposubly” instead of supposedly.

[ISUKyro]

"fixin' to do something"

ex: I'm fixin' to go to the grocery store

[cyclones500]

Ive heard people say this one but don't know which is right? Something is "coming down the pike" or "coming down the pipe"

Anybody know? Never seen it in writing

I think it's "pipe" (makes more sense) ... but I admit I've misused that one before.

[isufbcurt]

When I am asked to sign something

"Can I get your John Henry?"

Ya duh, it's Herbie Hancock

[CycloneGB]

Ever been "axed" a question?

[CycloneGB]

I think it's "pipe" (makes more sense) ... but I admit I've misused that one before.

Thats what I always thought it was too. Coulda swore I heard somebody on sportscenter say "pike" but maybe they were dumb.