Funny Bone Last Night

**chadly82** · 07-26-2010, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Erik4Cy

Hawk fans don't have degrees, this is nothing new...they can sometimes get to the point of community college, but usually flunk out from there. This past week I was wearing Iowa State gear at work and a girl i work with was wearing an iowa shirt and started to give me grief out of the blue. So I dropped the classic line of "What do Iowa State and iowa fans have in common? neither went to the university of iowa" on her. She attends hawkeye community college in waterloo and after i said it I think she looked like she was almost gonna cry, definitely didn't have a word to say back.

This is classic....lol most of my friends that are hawkeye fans went to UNI, kirkwood, coe college etc....and a lot of them didnt graduate even from those colleges.

**aforstate** · 07-27-2010, 02:20 AM

As far as I can recall, most of the tweakers from my hometown are Hawkeye fans. I can only remember one that is a Cyclone fan, but he is an ISU graduate. Just sayin...

**simesclone** · 07-27-2010, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by ISUcy08

Jeez, this is why I hate Iowa fans! 90% of the Hawk fans in this state haven't even set foot on their campus, but still belittle ISU. That's is why this joke is a classic and so true!
What do ISU and UofI fans have in common: Neither one went to Iowa.

This is so true. My brother-in-law has a hawkeye wrestling tatoo on his shoulder and he never went to college.

**M3MEPLEASE** · 07-27-2010, 04:17 AM

holy high horse thread!

**simesclone** · 07-27-2010, 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by M3MEPLEASE

holy high horse thread!

We're not talking about horses. We're talking about stupid hawkeye fans who actually think the term 'hawkeye state' refers to the university of iowa. It does'nt.

**Al_4_State** · 07-27-2010, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by CycloneErik

I wore an ISU polo to church the Sunday morning after we got back from Jamaica. I'd work our other dress clothes every day, so I needed something clean. It fit the bill pretty well (and it's not real uncommon around our church).

But you're the pastor, correct? What you say goes.

I guess I remember seeing Hawk fans wearing ratty old Iowa t-shirts to church when I was growing up, and thinking it was disrespectful. And I cheered for Iowa after ISU when I was growing up.

**CycloneErik** · 07-27-2010, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

But you're the pastor, correct? What you say goes.

I guess I remember seeing Hawk fans wearing ratty old Iowa t-shirts to church when I was growing up, and thinking it was disrespectful. And I cheered for Iowa after ISU when I was growing up.

I'm just an usher that's been seminary-trained (and graduated

).

A ratty T-shirt would be a different story. It's hard to define that as something that looks appropriate (although we see that, too).

**cyclones6785** · 08-29-2010, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Erik4Cy

Hawk fans don't have degrees, this is nothing new...they can sometimes get to the point of community college, but usually flunk out from there. This past week I was wearing Iowa State gear at work and a girl i work with was wearing an iowa shirt and started to give me grief out of the blue. So I dropped the classic line of "What do Iowa State and iowa fans have in common? neither went to the university of iowa" on her. She attends hawkeye community college in waterloo and after i said it I think she looked like she was almost gonna cry, definitely didn't have a word to say back.

What college did you get a degree from? My sources say it definitely isn't ISU.

**chadm** · 08-29-2010, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by cyclones6785

What college did you get a degree from? My sources say it definitely isn't ISU.

Way to bump an old thread. Extra cookies for you!

**Haverhill** · 08-29-2010, 11:49 AM

It just seems like the most vocal haters of Iowa State are the uneducated Iowa fans who barely graduated high school... or were lucky enough to reach 13th grade.

**weR138** · 08-29-2010, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by michaelrr1

So I guess no one here can talk trash about tOSU, Notre Dame, or any other national school that has no ties or rivalry with us, correct?

So you refer to them as a junior college? Did you read the OP? The clown/hackeye stuff is one thing but if you refer to ISU as a junior college you're an ignorant POS and deserve to be treated as such.

**SenorCy** · 08-29-2010, 01:15 PM

What college did you get a degree from? My sources say it definitely isn't ISU.

Your sources? Do work for the Rag or something?

**cyclones6785** · 08-29-2010, 01:46 PM

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**jamesfnb** · 09-01-2010, 11:44 AM

My undergrad is from ISU. My MBA is from Iowa. Who should I root for?

**Cyrocks** · 09-01-2010, 01:46 PM

Maybe Little does this act because has appeared on The Best Damn Sports Show Period, and got fed up with Tom Arnold with all his "Iowa this" and "Iowa that" stuff.

Rob Little - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Plus he is from Michigan, so maybe he has a little Hawkeye hatred in him to begin with.