Second-hand story guy at the bar

**CycloneYoda** · 08-05-2010, 09:56 AM

You all suck.

**3TrueFans** · 08-05-2010, 10:08 AM

I think the worst is message board guy who tells a story about a guy telling a story that happened to someone else, I hate that guy.

**CycloneYoda** · 08-05-2010, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by 3TrueFans

I think the worst is message board guy who tells a story about a guy telling a story that happened to someone else, I hate that guy.

But ,wait? I was telling a first-hand story of what happened to me. With a question to top it off.

You sir, well, if I had a list, you would be #33. Old Latrobe.

**3TrueFans** · 08-05-2010, 10:11 AM

1st hand story of a guy telling a second-hand story, that's like 3 hands, that's too many hands.

**Cloner97** · 08-05-2010, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by 3TrueFans

I think the worst is message board guy who tells a story about a guy telling a story that happened to someone else, I hate that guy.

**GeronimusClone** · 08-05-2010, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by 3TrueFans

1st hand story of a guy telling a second-hand story, that's like 3 hands, that's too many hands.

Depends on what you plan on doing with them.

**3TrueFans** · 08-05-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

Depends on what you plan on doing with them.

Counter cross stitch.

**Cyhart** · 08-05-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

Last night i frequented one of the town pubs for the first time. Thought since I have lived here for 1 year now, time to take the place in. Decent little dive, pretty much what I expected. TV, dart board, pool table. Same old stuff, ya know? Sat down and gabbed with on e of the flies at the bar. After a half-hour of pleasantries, he begins to tell stories of sexual conquest, wild parties, drag racing, and other machismo-esque stories. Always with the line, "This one time my buddies...."

None of these things happened to him, only the people he knew. Although this guy was obvious very popular, at least, popular enough to call and tell stories to, he always missed out on the insanity that is the life of his buddies. I tried not to laugh at him, but I had to have that last drink. As he started the story, I interrupted him and blatantly asked why his friends never call him before they go on their wild adventures. He responded that he gets too wild when out with the boys. From what I gathered, this guy was far from wild. Quite boring, actually.

So, what is worse: That guy in the bar spouting off all his "conquests", or the guy at the bar who is living vicariously through said "conquest" guy?

I probably won't be going back to that place anytime soon.

**2020cy** · 08-05-2010, 10:18 AM

The guy was alone in the bar, give him a break. At least he didn't talk about the greatest Hawkeye victories or the 15 year streak from Hell.

**CycloneYoda** · 08-05-2010, 10:25 AM

Due to the derailment of this thread, albeit quite hilariously done, I have edited my OP.

**thatguy** · 08-05-2010, 10:31 AM

Nothing worse than people calling each other by there handles at bars and sporting events.

**2020cy** · 08-05-2010, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by CycloneYoda

Due to the derailment of this thread, albeit quite hilariously done, I have edited my OP.

That was quite an edit. Those other guys suck , but I don't. Quit generalizing people like that.

**GeronimusClone** · 08-05-2010, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by thatguy

Nothing worse than people calling each other by there handles at bars and sporting events.

I hate when they grab each others' handles too. Get a room already.

**GeronimusClone** · 08-05-2010, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by 3TrueFans

Counter cross stitch.

If I had three hands, that's the last thing I'd do. The first thing, two chicks at one time. Although, that'd be the first thing I'd do with my two hands I have now. Or one hand, or none I guess.