Attn: Waukee, WDM and Clive residents...

**Colossus** · 08-13-2010, 03:02 PM

What's with that weird old shirtless tan guy that's always walking down Hickman?????

I see him everyday walking on the bike path by the Country Club neighborhood and thereabouts. He kind of has a bigfoot gait, and he is the darkest tan for a white guy I have ever seen.

Anybody know this guy? What does he do besides freak me out with his lanky, gangly, half-naked body everyday?

**hawkadoodledoo** · 08-13-2010, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Colossus

What's with that weird old shirtless tan guy that's always walking down Hickman?????

I see him everyday walking on the bike path by the Country Club neighborhood and thereabouts. He kind of has a bigfoot gait, and he is the darkest tan for a white guy I have ever seen.

Anybody know this guy? What does he do besides freak me out with his lanky, gangly, half-naked body everyday?

I too have seen this, and I too am freaked out every time I see him.

**CycloneGB** · 08-13-2010, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Colossus

Anybody know this guy? What does he do besides freak me out with his lanky, gangly, half-naked body everyday?

Stop and ask him.. I dare ya

**Colossus** · 08-13-2010, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by hawkadoodledoo

I too have seen this, and I too am freaked out every time I see him.

Today he was out freak-walkin' in the middle of a downpour.

**jtdoyle1** · 08-13-2010, 03:33 PM

I think it's Bill Brasky.

**cyfan964** · 08-13-2010, 03:36 PM

That's right, that's right! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"

**Broodwich** · 08-13-2010, 03:36 PM

Its' been confirmed as Gigantopithecus Occidentis Desmoinesis: The West Des Moines Sasquatch

**Dino** · 08-13-2010, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Colossus

Today he was out freak-walkin' in the middle of a downpour.

"I don't mind, a little drizzle never hurt anybody. I like freak-walkin because it's fun it gives me energy and it's a great way to stay in shape. I work at accounts receivable at Des moines Insurance, it's not to demanding, the pay is good and it's a great way to stay in shape. I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me so I don't mind the rain. The water feels good on my skin, it's cool refreshing and it's a great way to stay in shape. It's rectal cancer, it's slowly eating away at my lower insides. It's a quick process, both painful and untreatable and it's a great way to stay in shape."

**brentblum** · 08-13-2010, 04:00 PM

Ha...I see this fellow walking around almost daily as well. His tan would make the Jersey Shore dudes jealous.

**CyBroncos** · 08-13-2010, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by brentblum

Ha...I see this fellow walking around almost daily as well. His tan would make the Jersey Shore dudes jealous.

But he does have abs like the Situation?

**BoxsterCy** · 08-13-2010, 04:55 PM

I think some of you locals need to pose for a picture with this dude. This thread is useless without pictures!

**EddieISU** · 08-13-2010, 05:11 PM

Dude always has that "pained" look on his face when he's walking and I always see him walking east on the walk path. Dude freaks me out.

**westcyedclone** · 08-13-2010, 05:16 PM

I have noticed this guy myself. Could very well be the creepiest looking dude in the metro.

**cycloneman003** · 08-13-2010, 05:19 PM

in all seriousness here now, the guy used to live 2 doors down from me before my family moved when i was like 12. i barely remember it, but like 10 years ago he had a real bad stroke and i remember because of the ambulance and stuff waking up the neighborhood (pretty memorable for a 9 year old) my dad talked to him a while after and the guy was slowly trying to rehab and walking was a big obstacle for him. the stroke left him with the odd gait, but the guy just kept walking and walking until he could walk farther each day then he did the last. it just became habit for him i guess. he's now really skinny and i remember he used to be a bigger guy. guess its just his way to stay in shape and stay active