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01-31-2008, 08:01 AM
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Looks like we have a new #1 golfer in the world, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il.
Il shot a decent -38 on his first round out which only included 5 holes in one.
Wonder when he is going to join the PGA Tour...
Fortunately for all entrants, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il will not be playing. If the official government media is to be believed, Kim is easily the greatest golfer, the world has ever seeen. Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
WorldTribune.com: Move over Tiger: N. Korea's Kim shot 38 under par his 1st time out | | | 
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01-31-2008, 08:02 AM
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Damn miniature golf - too easy some times  |
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01-31-2008, 08:03 AM
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Oh that Kim Jong, he's such a rascally rabbit. |
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01-31-2008, 08:08 AM
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01-31-2008, 08:13 AM
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Ok, so I read that article twice, thinking it was one of those "for fun" articles you find on SportsPickle or that it was miniature golf they were talking about. But I didn't see anything like that. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I really hope they're not being serious.
That said, I'd like to see one of his people contest his scores. Probably be the last thing they ever do. | | | |
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01-31-2008, 08:15 AM
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I'm sure the scorekeeper received no death threats during those rounds either. |
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01-31-2008, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by theshadow  Sweeeet. :) |
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01-31-2008, 08:25 AM
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I would love to see that guy's golf swing; secret, behind-the-scenes video would be nice...something that gets on YouTube that would embarrass the hell out of that egomaniac! | | | |
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01-31-2008, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by cytheguy Ok, so I read that article twice, thinking it was one of those "for fun" articles you find on SportsPickle or that it was miniature golf they were talking about. But I didn't see anything like that. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I really hope they're not being serious.
That said, I'd like to see one of his people contest his scores. Probably be the last thing they ever do. It's a real article. Here is the Wikipedia info on Human Rights in North Korea.
They can only watch Government controlled TV, they cannot have cell phones, etc. Human rights in North Korea - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia | | | |
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01-31-2008, 08:34 AM
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Anybody want to guess where the 38th parallel is? 
The only lights come from Pyongyang, the capital city. |
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01-31-2008, 06:29 PM
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Would like to see what this guy could do on sunday in the same group as Tiger my guess he has 38 after 6 holes | | | |
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02-01-2008, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperCy Anybody want to guess where the 38th parallel is?
The only lights come from Pyongyang, the capital city. Wait, I think I see a farmer with a lantern somewhere around the 45th parallel! |
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