Did I say I hate the NBA?

[superfan]

I hate it when advertisements get in the way of perfectly good scenery. Why block a beautiful view of one of God's creations?

Then again, it's entirely possible that God has nothing to do with the scenery. Who am I to judge? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch muted reruns of Baywatch.

[superdorf]

Million to one shot doc... Million to one.

[CycloneDaddy]

"What were they like, anyway? They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What you do with 'em? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? (makes motorboat sounds with his lips) You motorboatin' son of a *****. You old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house?"