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01-18-2008, 09:56 AM
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#1 | | Walk On
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grinnell
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Credits: 424,527 Year: 1991 Degree: History MLB: Brewers | Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke) | |
Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.
Jake Christensen is being questioned in the incident. | "In the years we had some success around here, there was not an outcast on the team, and that's the way this club is. Every single guy is a friend of the other, and it's sure nice to see because that doesn't happen that often anymore." - Robin Yount |
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01-18-2008, 09:58 AM
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#2 | | Pro
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cedar Falls, IA
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article of players "leaving" the team because of the incident soon to follow...
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"No. 1 Pastime: Drinking. If you don't like alcohol, go to another school."
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01-18-2008, 10:00 AM
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Did you guys actually read the JOKE???
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01-18-2008, 10:00 AM
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01-18-2008, 10:00 AM
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#5 | | Pro
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Credits: 908,345 | Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... | | Originally Posted by kentkel Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.
Jake Christensen is being questioned in the incident.  Haha! Good one.
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ISU Grad 1997.
ISU Fan for Life.
Not in CO anymore but I'm not changing my name :)
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01-18-2008, 10:01 AM
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#6 | | Hall-Of-Famer
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Haven't heard that one before. ;)
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The Gene Chizik era of football continues, and, with it, a renewed attitude of pride, determination, and success. This is Cyclone Football. |
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01-18-2008, 10:02 AM
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#7 | | Speechless
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01-18-2008, 10:04 AM
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#8 | | Pro
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Joke must have been added to the subject line for the humor-impaired.
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ISU Grad 1997.
ISU Fan for Life.
Not in CO anymore but I'm not changing my name :)
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01-18-2008, 10:06 AM
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who didn't get the joke?
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"No. 1 Pastime: Drinking. If you don't like alcohol, go to another school."
-Kelly Daniels talking about Iowa State University in Playboy. |
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01-18-2008, 10:09 AM
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#10 | | Walk On
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Okay, I apologize for posting something that has been posted before. I am a regular viewer and reader on this website (and occasional poster), but I missed the earlier Jake C thread. Go ahead and give me a bad time, I deserve it for not being on here 24/7 -  . Oh well, I still got some rep out of my blunder (thanks CyinCo!!).
| "In the years we had some success around here, there was not an outcast on the team, and that's the way this club is. Every single guy is a friend of the other, and it's sure nice to see because that doesn't happen that often anymore." - Robin Yount |
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01-18-2008, 10:09 AM
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#11 | | Bench Warmer
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I LOVE that "joke" was added to the subject line. I wonder who did that?
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01-18-2008, 10:11 AM
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#12 | | Pro
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Don't feel bad, you're only the 4th person to post it. I scoured this thing the first time I posted it because I was sure there had to be someone that posted it before I did.
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Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.
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01-18-2008, 10:12 AM
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#13 | | Addict
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Still a good joke.. Dont care if it was posted before. Someone always has to kill it.
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"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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01-18-2008, 10:24 AM
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#14 | | Starter
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hey, if i haven't seen it, it's new to me. i aparently missed the earlier thread.
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01-18-2008, 10:25 AM
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#15 | | Pro
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Credits: 1,012,934 Year: 2007 Degree: Finance NFL: Bills NBA: Knicks MLB: Red Sox | Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke) | | Originally Posted by kentkel Okay, I apologize for posting something that has been posted before. I am a regular viewer and reader on this website (and occasional poster), but I missed the earlier Jake C thread. Go ahead and give me a bad time, I deserve it for not being on here 24/7 -  . Oh well, I still got some rep out of my blunder (thanks CyinCo!!). I can't believe you haven't read through every thread on here. Maybe you should quite your job so you have more time to spend on CF. | | |
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