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Old 01-18-2008, 09:56 AM   #1
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Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

Jake Christensen is being questioned in the incident.

"In the years we had some success around here, there was not an outcast on the team, and that's the way this club is. Every single guy is a friend of the other, and it's sure nice to see because that doesn't happen that often anymore." - Robin Yount
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:58 AM   #2
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night...

article of players "leaving" the team because of the incident soon to follow...



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Old 01-18-2008, 10:00 AM   #3
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night...

Did you guys actually read the JOKE???



What ever happened to truth, justice and the American Way?
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:00 AM   #4
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night...

Originally Posted by kentkel View Post
Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

Jake Christensen is being questioned in the incident.
Thats a knee slapper and a new one.

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:00 AM   #5
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night...

Originally Posted by kentkel View Post
Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

Jake Christensen is being questioned in the incident.
Haha! Good one.

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:01 AM   #6
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

Haven't heard that one before. ;)

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... the winds of change ripple throughout the vast fields of corn surrounding the small college town of Ames.

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:02 AM   #7
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...e-ic-joke.html (Christensen in trouble in IC? (joke))

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:04 AM   #8
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Joke must have been added to the subject line for the humor-impaired.

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:06 AM   #9
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

who didn't get the joke?



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Old 01-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #10
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

Okay, I apologize for posting something that has been posted before. I am a regular viewer and reader on this website (and occasional poster), but I missed the earlier Jake C thread. Go ahead and give me a bad time, I deserve it for not being on here 24/7 - . Oh well, I still got some rep out of my blunder (thanks CyinCo!!).

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #11
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I LOVE that "joke" was added to the subject line. I wonder who did that?
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:11 AM   #12
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Don't feel bad, you're only the 4th person to post it. I scoured this thing the first time I posted it because I was sure there had to be someone that posted it before I did.

Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:12 AM   #13
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

Still a good joke.. Dont care if it was posted before. Someone always has to kill it.

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:24 AM   #14
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

hey, if i haven't seen it, it's new to me. i aparently missed the earlier thread.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:25 AM   #15
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Re: Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night... (joke)

Originally Posted by kentkel View Post
Okay, I apologize for posting something that has been posted before. I am a regular viewer and reader on this website (and occasional poster), but I missed the earlier Jake C thread. Go ahead and give me a bad time, I deserve it for not being on here 24/7 - . Oh well, I still got some rep out of my blunder (thanks CyinCo!!).
I can't believe you haven't read through every thread on here. Maybe you should quite your job so you have more time to spend on CF.
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