EIU Jokes....

nfrine · 03-24-2008, 07:24 AM

It's time for your best EIU material...just got these in an email...

A lady in Iowa City calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What is the Hawkeye coaches biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Iowa City?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Hawk players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't most of the Hawk players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Hawkeye team has adopted a new Honor System. Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Hawks had a 6-6 season last year. 6 Arrests, 6 convictions.

Q: How will the Hawks spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Wx4Cy · 03-24-2008, 08:07 AM

what can we really add that they haven't already done to themselves?

Cy Heavy · 03-24-2008, 08:22 AM

I find it amusing to ask EIU fans if, for the second year in a row, there will be more arrests than wins for the FB team.

wartknight · 03-24-2008, 08:54 AM

Can we get all these repete jokes on 1 thread?

jdoggivjc · 03-24-2008, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Cy Heavy

I find it amusing to ask EIU fans if, for the second year in a row, there will be more arrests than wins for the FB team.

I asked my brother-in-law something of the like. All he really could do was smile, nod his head, and take it

MontyBurns · 03-24-2008, 05:47 PM

The Johnson County Sheriff's Office is reporting that Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house was the target of some minor vandalism last night. Johnson county Sheriff's Deputies found an empty carton of eggs outside the Ferentz house early this morning. Two of the eggs had apparently hit the house. three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. four were thrown clear over the house and landed in the back yard. and three eggs hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

Based on this evidence, police have arrested Iowa's starting quarterback Jake Christensen.

wartknight · 03-24-2008, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by MontyBurns

The Johnson County Sheriff's Office is reporting that Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's house was the target of some minor vandalism last night. Johnson county Sheriff's Deputies found an empty carton of eggs outside the Ferentz house early this morning. Two of the eggs had apparently hit the house. three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. four were thrown clear over the house and landed in the back yard. and three eggs hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

Based on this evidence, police have arrested Iowa's starting quarterback Jake Christensen.

Trying to set a record with the amount of times the same joke can be posted and still be funny.

SouthernHawk · 03-24-2008, 06:51 PM

There should just be a "retell the same Iowa jokes" forum.

SeattleClone · 03-24-2008, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by wartknight

Can we get all these repete jokes on 1 thread?

I believe the term you are looking for is "three-peat"

kilgore_trout · 03-24-2008, 07:11 PM

I heard that the Hawkeyes have a new dorm for their football players. It's in Fort Madison.

JHpsyclonz · 03-24-2008, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by kilgore_trout

I heard that the Hawkeyes have a new dorm for their football players. It's in Fort Madison.

Anamosa is a little closer

Phaedrus · 03-25-2008, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernHawk

There should just be a "retell the same Iowa jokes" forum.

Well, after all, as the biggest joke of all is the "so-called 'university'" that many claim to be a fan of, (but none can actually say they've attended) there really isn't any such critter as an "original" Iowa joke.

The University of Iowa is, after all, the biggest joke of all.

It's kind of like a little black dress on a pretty girl. Some things just never go out of style.

SouthernHawk · 03-25-2008, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

Well, after all, as the biggest joke of all is the "so-called 'university'" that many claim to be a fan of, (but none can actually say they've attended) there really isn't any such critter as an "original" Iowa joke.

The University of Iowa is, after all, the biggest joke of all.

It's kind of like a little black dress on a pretty girl. Some things just never go out of style.

You take a long time to say nothing, don't you?