Will the truth ever surface? - Page 2

Al_4_State · 05-17-2008, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernHawk

Iowa State graduates their football players in teh 40-50th percentile, while Iowa graduates theirs within the 70th-80th percentile according to the latest NCAA APR. So, I'd like to see how this is so unbelievable?

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.

jmb · 05-17-2008, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.

holy carp(sp incorrectly on purpose) that is funny!

j

j4state · 05-17-2008, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.

Niiiiice, totally agree with your point. I can see scoping out another message board, but actually laying your two cents in as if people want to hear it is going beyond team pride and closer to social idiocy.

MontyBurns · 05-17-2008, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernHawk

Iowa State graduates their football players in teh 40-50th percentile, while Iowa graduates theirs within the 70th-80th percentile according to the latest NCAA APR. So, I'd like to see how this is so unbelievable?

Let's check those numbers again in a year or two when the performance of Iowa's national championship 2005 recruiting class and "CityBoyzInc" is reflected in the numbers.

SouthernHawk · 05-17-2008, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.

While I must admit, this was very well done, I'm not one of those guys who makes it a point to **** off other students by prancing around in Iowa stuff. Ever once in a while I'll wear an Iowa shirt, but even I know that it's bad taste to go all out here.

Al_4_State · 05-18-2008, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernHawk

While I must admit, this was very well done, I'm not one of those guys who makes it a point to **** off other students by prancing around in Iowa stuff. Ever once in a while I'll wear an Iowa shirt, but even I know that it's bad taste to go all out here.

At least you can take a joke. I'll give you that.

jmb · 05-18-2008, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by jmb

holy carp(sp incorrectly on purpose) that is funny!

j

I just re-read this thread to my buddy while we are sitting on the deck drinking beer. We are laughing are "keesters" off laughing at the Bud Light Parody...brilliant stuff, brilliant.

jmb

Phaedrus · 05-18-2008, 11:22 PM

That was really funny. And I believe it even matched the phrasing and meter of the commercials, as well.

SouthernHawk · 05-19-2008, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

At least you can take a joke. I'll give you that.

Just because I'm an Iowa fan doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor ;)

jmb · 05-19-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernHawk

Just because I'm an Iowa fan doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor ;)

As an Iowa Fan you MUST have a sense of humor

CycloneErik · 05-20-2008, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by jmb

As an Iowa Fan you MUST have a sense of humor

Or low blood pressure.

DJK15 · 05-20-2008, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.

This is good stuff. I definitely took pride in being "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" while at ISU. Although I didn't jump aboard a bandwagon, I've been a Hawk all my life.