You know you've got a solid petition when the reasoning is, "most importantly, he is beautiful":
http://www.iowastatedaily.com/news/...cle_3d3ffda6-0fcd-11e7-b81b-af0d9a347693.html
http://www.iowastatedaily.com/news/...cle_3d3ffda6-0fcd-11e7-b81b-af0d9a347693.html