So, I'm happily working on the internets, when what do I see, but a happy little e-mail from my friendly Army Reserve unit back in the states.
The results from my Annual physical exam are back. 5 months after I took it, of course.
Seems like I've been a very bad boy, and I need to correct a physical deficiency at my own expense, or risk being kicked out or punished under the Uniform Code of Military Justice for not complying with their instructions.
What transgression have I committed, may you ask? Did I take illegal drugs, or catch some social disease, despite being married?
Nope. I am being threatened with expulsion, or punishment, for being in exceptional physical condition. Seems my resting heart rate and blood pressure aren't high enough to be "normal".
My resting heart rate is 39 and my blood pressure is 108 over 60. And I'm 45 years old. So, for the remainder of time that I am in good shape, and wish to stay in the Army Reserve, I will need to engage, at my own expense, the services of a series of vascular experts, who will then create a mountain of paperwork in order to prove that I'm in incredible shape.
So, has anyone else heard anything as stupid as this in their lives? Have you ever experienced idiocy where an institution singles out those who excel and systematically punishes them? Besides the US Tax Code?
The results from my Annual physical exam are back. 5 months after I took it, of course.
Seems like I've been a very bad boy, and I need to correct a physical deficiency at my own expense, or risk being kicked out or punished under the Uniform Code of Military Justice for not complying with their instructions.
What transgression have I committed, may you ask? Did I take illegal drugs, or catch some social disease, despite being married?
Nope. I am being threatened with expulsion, or punishment, for being in exceptional physical condition. Seems my resting heart rate and blood pressure aren't high enough to be "normal".
My resting heart rate is 39 and my blood pressure is 108 over 60. And I'm 45 years old. So, for the remainder of time that I am in good shape, and wish to stay in the Army Reserve, I will need to engage, at my own expense, the services of a series of vascular experts, who will then create a mountain of paperwork in order to prove that I'm in incredible shape.
So, has anyone else heard anything as stupid as this in their lives? Have you ever experienced idiocy where an institution singles out those who excel and systematically punishes them? Besides the US Tax Code?