"We're witnessing a baby whale, Jay!"

[55dB]

I just wish there was a video of this guy seeing a Narwhal.

 

[Mr Janny]

I just wish there was a video of this guy seeing a Narwhal.

"OH MY GAWD, JAY! THAT FISH HAS A FACKIN' HORN ON IT, JAY! HOLY ****, JAY! GET A FACKIN' HOOK ON IT!

 

[jbindm]

"WE GOTTA CALL THE AQUARIUM OR SOMEONE, DUDE!"

Awful and awesome all at once. Imagine 68,000 people exactly like this all in one place at the same time and you have Gillette Stadium on a Sunday afternoon.

 

[DurangoCy]

Part 2 - The Catch

https://www.facebook.com/mikeybrgn/videos/10200956162583724/?hc_location=ufi

 

[BBHMagic]

Part 2 - The Catch

https://www.facebook.com/mikeybrgn/videos/10200956162583724/?hc_location=ufi

-What kind of fish is it dude?

-Who the **** knows?! IT'S MOBY ****!!!

 

[Mr Janny]

"THAT THING'S GOT GOOD MEAT ON IT, JAY!"

 

[chuckd4735]

THIS IS GOING ON ******* FOX 25 ******* NEWS TONIGHT

 

[chuckd4735]

 

[Mr Janny]

I'd love to see this guy given a job narrating Discovery Shark Week shows. He'd be incredible. I'd watch anything that he lent his talents to.

 

[cycloneG]

I'd love to see this guy given a job narrating Discovery Shark Week shows. He'd be incredible. I'd watch anything that he lent his talents to.

I liked to hear him narrate the birth of his children. "Doc, fawk, get a hook in there!"

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I loved how be kept confirming things with Jay, as if Jay is an expert on everything.

 

[EnhancedFujita]

I loved how be kept confirming things with Jay, as if Jay is an expert on everything.

What we don't know is that Jay is a marine biologist.

 

[JBone84]

Oh man, I'm dying over here. :biglaugh:

I've only cry-laughed a few times in my life, but this is one of them. I don't know why, but it busts me apart.

These yahoos have a smart phone to film this thing but can't take two seconds to ask Google or Siri "WHAT THE FAKK IS THIS?!?"

 

[tejasclone]

Soooo.... somebody edited the audio into Jaws, and it's amazing.

[video=youtube;ns7C6gpW2W4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=00&v=ns7C6gpW2W4[/video]

 

[arobb]

"Are you ******** me Jay, with that little fawking hook!" Thanks for posting, I laughed until I cried too!

 

[cycloneG]

[video=youtube;JYZ_N6Jdkio]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYZ_N6Jdkio[/video]

 

[Yellow Snow]

Looked like a ******* tuner to me.

 

[TOFB4ISU]

On rare events, I laugh so hard the fine muscles on the back of my skull cramp up. This was one of those times.

 

[Bret44]

I love how high his voice get's on "Its a baby ******* whale!"