Hey God,
This is Geronimus, been awhile I know. I just wanted to thank you for listening to me last night when I spent three hours on my knees begging you to make sure Favre didn't become a Viking. It's much appreciated.
I started to wonder if you gave a ****, sorry, crap anymore. My Cyclone prayers go unanswered, that chick in research and development isn't noticing my advances the way I'd hoped, and that rash, well, let's just say it's gotten worse.
But finally, proof that you are listening. Thanks a million Buddy. Give Moses a high five, tell Pete Taylor we miss him and, if it's not too much trouble, give Kirk Ferentz crabs or somethiing.
OK, back to work. Take care of yourself.
- GeronimusClone, your loyal servant.
P.S. What's the status on that plague of Locusts in Iowa City?