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1100011CS

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Oct 5, 2007
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You mean something like this?

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% wont copy and paste this, many because they're too stupid to know how to copy and paste. Will YOU make this your st..
 

cycopath25

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Sep 8, 2006
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You mean something like this?

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% wont copy and paste this, many because they're too stupid to know how to copy and paste. Will YOU make this your st..


No.

There are some just weird one's popping up. Hard to explain.
 

ISUAgronomist

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Nov 5, 2009
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On the farm, IA
More like these?:

"I ran over my mobile phone under your bed because I can't control myself!"

"I licked a ninja in your bathroom because I am NOT crazy!!"

I have N.F.C. what these are about either.
 

DeereClone

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Nov 16, 2009
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Are they just a simple color or something like that? Girls are putting the color of the bra on their status to raise support for breast cancer or something like that. That has been going on for a few weeks so not sure if its what your looking for or not.
 

bawbie

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Mar 17, 2006
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Cedar Rapids, IA
More like these?:

"I ran over my mobile phone under your bed because I can't control myself!"

"I licked a ninja in your bathroom because I am NOT crazy!!"

I have N.F.C. what these are about either.

maybe you are friends with a bunch of crazy people?
 
Nov 23, 2008
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More like these?:

"I ran over my mobile phone under your bed because I can't control myself!"

"I licked a ninja in your bathroom because I am NOT crazy!!"

I have N.F.C. what these are about either.

I saw people doing this too. Back a few years ago on MySpace people used to spread these notes where it had listed the months of the year, days of the month and color shirt you were wearing. You would find your birth month and each month had a different saying which was the first part of the sentence. Then you would find your birth date and again each date had a different saying which was the middle part of the sentence. Then you would find what color shirt you were wearing and that was the third part. Not sure how this got transferred over to facebook however.
 

Stelrs1995

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Apr 17, 2006
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A lot of females are putting up things like, 8 inches, 7 1/2 inches and so on. I know what they want us to think but I am guessing it is the most hair they have had cut off or something like that.
 

neiowacyclone

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Jul 21, 2009
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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I texted
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Nick Jonas
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an MP3 player
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

Just got it emailed to me...
 

ISUFan22

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Apr 11, 2006
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I'm always amazed at the updates, a perfect breeding ground for the drama queens.

Serious, at least once a week I'll see something like this...

"My life sucks! Everything is bad, I hate my life, etc"

Not much longer, from the same person...

"Best day every!"

And so on. A handful of people do this.

Or the status updates full of rage toward someone/something for no reason, the "haters don't affect me" updates (which is ironic because if the "haters" (whatever a hater is) have no impact on you, why post an update about them?) and of course - the copying/pasting of music lyrics as if it's supposed to be some sort of prophecy.

I love Facebook for the networking and marketing - but it's pretty amusing to look at some of that stuff too.