Why do class reunions spark new romances?
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Because you were a nerd in high school. Now you went to college and earn mediocre money. That hot girl is now 30lbs over weight, divorced, and has 2 or 3 kids. You still want to conquer that fine piece, and she sees you as a stable home for her kids. She's already had all the dudes she will ever need, you get to be with her, and everyone is happy.
The once flat chested girl with acne, big dorky glasses, bony legs, and nappy hair, has now grown and developed her boobies, gotten rid of her acne, has contacts, can now fill out her jeans with a fit butt, and has a sexy hair style.
I don't know about anyone else, but my last reunion had quite a few who wouldn't have even been considered in high school, but are now very attractive. Late bloomers I guess. And sometimes you get lucky and find one that had something for you back then.
The hot girl statement is fairly true though.
I agree with the hot girl thing, except there is alway that one of two that take good care of themselves. The last reunion I went too a lot of the woman where getting pretty chuncky, and really showing their age. Most of the guys didn't look like they were very fit either, so I guess it all works out.
I don't know why but that particular phrasing made me laugh out loud. When my wife gets home I'm going to tell her she has a fit butt and gauge her reaction.
I like to define "fit butt" by not too big and not too small and flat. A perfect, fit, butt. :smile: