*****The Super, Mega, Huge Big 12 Expansion Thread*****

[00clone]

Well, all I gotta say is that I am SOOOO glad that I didn't finish that post about drinking out of 'the jar' if they left the big XII.

WHEW!

 

[chuckd4735]

So, we're on the hook with this loser until some other conference takes their sorry ***?!?

"Honey, I'm divorcing you, the minute I find someone else."

Well we could just kick them out, but than I'm sure there is some contractual stuff there that would require the Big 12 to pay aTm.

 

[Al_4_State]

aTm to SEC most likely tomorrow. There is a slight chance they will wait until Monday, due to focus on this weekens game.

Which makes no sense. The cat's out of the bag. I'm not sure how this affects the distraction level at all.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Aggies are bat **** crazy and Kyle field reflects such every day:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT60nzWouFY]Kyle Field Bats - YouTube[/ame]

 

[DRCHIRO]

They wouldn't have released this announcement if they hadn't already been accepted by the Souteastern Conference. I'm guessing it won't be official until the SEC has their 14th (or possibly 14th, 15th, and 16th) team lined up.

Yes they would, they ejaculate in jars and burn it. They are ******* crazy.

 

[weR138]

Yes they would, they ejaculate in jars and burn it. They are ******* crazy.

THERE'S...AGGIE IN THE JAR-O.

 

[wclarson]

It's old news but it's finally official, A&M will seek a new conference:

A&M To Seek Other Athletic Conference - Texas A&M Official Athletic Site - AggieAthletics.com

 

[Wesley]

Perhaps a shiny new jar with a SEC logo on the middle and a pretty bow tie around the neck and a fresh package of Haines "wife-beater" T's will get them across the finish line.

Oh yeah - a new maroon Bic lighter

JHC!

Someone should dedicate a cornfield to the Aggies. Here are some examples.

20 sports corn mazes : theCHIVE

 

[Cydkar]

A bunch of jack wagons who didn't get Service Academy appointments so they make up for it by pretending to be in one, burning jars full of their ejaculate, and beating women.

Classy folks, all around.

Whoa, wait! Does ejaculate really burn?

 

[clonestar12]

Which makes no sense. The cat's out of the bag. I'm not sure how this affects the distraction level at all.

Agree....I think it will happen quickly. Now the B12 can issue an invitation to BYU today.

 

[iahawkhunter]

Whoa, wait! Does ejaculate really burn?

With a high-enough temperature, I would think anything could burn.

 

[nj829]

Now let the rumors begin...

 

[Wesley]

Check the planes on flight track.

 

[everyyard]

I think to send them off we should dedicate some Tammy poetry. Here is my Tammy Haiku:

Pretend soldier boys
Ejaculate in a jar
Have fun SEC

 

[iahawkhunter]

It's old news but it's finally official, A&M will seek a new conference:

A&M To Seek Other Athletic Conference - Texas A&M Official Athletic Site - AggieAthletics.com

COLLEGE STATION, Texas - Texas A&M University today officially notified the Big 12 Conference that the institution will submit an application to join another athletic conference. Should this application be accepted, Texas A&M will end its membership in the Big 12 Conference effective June 30, 2012.

So what happens if aTm is denied into the SEC? The last sentence in the above quote makes it sound as if they're not out until they are in somewhere else.

(apologies if this has already been discussed...)

 

[CyLoboClone]

aggie to independant? Nice to see this thread WILL be the record.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

5000 by noon?

 

[Wesley]

Gee, their acedemic credentials make them sound like they were Big Ten material, not SEC fodder. What is their Prez thinking? He wants to be the big education fish in a little lake? I mean, Alabama and Auburn do not light up the room for academics. Vbilt is the best for acedemics.

Here are some of the outstanding schools Tam will replace in past SEC:

The other charter members were:

• The University of the South ("Sewanee") left the SEC in 1940, and later de-emphasized varsity athletics. It is currently a member of the Division III Southern Collegiate Athletic Conference, but will leave that conference in July 2012, along with six other SCAC members, to form a new D-III conference.

• Georgia Institute of Technology ("Georgia Tech") left the SEC in 1964. In 1975, it became a founding member of the Metro Conference, one of the predecessors to today's Conference USA. Georgia Tech competed in the Metro in all sports except football, in which it was independent. In 1978, Georgia Tech joined another Southern Conference offshoot, the Atlantic Coast Conference, for all sports, where it has remained.

• Tulane University left the SEC in 1966. Along with Georgia Tech, it was a charter member of the Metro Conference. Unlike Tech, however, Tulane remained in the Metro until it merged with the Great Midwest Conference into the new Conference USA in 1995. Tulane remained an independent in football until C-USA began football competition in 1996.

Southeastern Conference - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TykeClone]

Whoa, wait! Does ejaculate really burn?

If it does, you might want to see a doctor about it. :wideeyed:

 

[Wesley]

If it does, you might want to see a doctor about it. :wideeyed:

2,000 cadet members. That is a lot to burn.