*** Official Friday Confessions Thread ***

[BCClone]

I confess that I didn't really order a Ukrainian mail order bride. I didn't know how to explain that one to my wife.

 

[IcSyU]

I confess that I didn't really order a Ukrainian mail order bride. I didn't know how to explain that one to my wife.

Duh, she has to do less cooking and cleaning and child rearing.

 

[CRcyclone6]

my wife is no mail order Ukrainian bride, but you know what, she's mine! ok real confession. I spent all day landscaping yesterday. pulling weeds, mowing, 20 bags of mulch around trees, plants, hostas, etc. I am sore as **** today!

 

[cowgirl836]

I have a liking to the song " We are Young", by FUN. I usually dislike pop songs but that catchy chorus of " tonight, we are young- so let's set the world on fire-we can burn brighter- than the sun"....... Alright, after writing that maybe I'm not liking the song as much but it would be cool to see Ukraine girls dance to the song.

I love that song too. Makes me miss college.


I started off the day by yelling at my in-laws.

In my defense, I thought it was a spam text at 5am from a robo-number, and even though I thought I had texts on vibrate, they definitely weren't. So I angrily texted back. Turns out it was my husband's aunt - Google pulled in her number from gmail when I changed phones last week.

 

[KFitzy87]

My mom sent me a bag of the little candy Whopper Eggs in the mail... You know, the ones with the malty stuff in the middle... I don't like them

 

[CLONECONES]

i listen to Party In the USA every. single. day.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

My mom sent me a bag of the little candy Whopper Eggs in the mail... You know, the ones with the malty stuff in the middle... I don't like them

Whopper candy = projectile vomiting

 

[vortec22]

My mom sent me a bag of the little candy Whopper Eggs in the mail... You know, the ones with the malty stuff in the middle... I don't like them

Send them my direction.

 

[Bewilderme]

I live in Minneapolis, and have a sitting spot on the Mississippi that I visit frequently. Yesterday, shortly after I arrived, a bum walked by and I said hello. He introduced himself and kept walking for about 50 feet. He put his bags down and looked to be taking a ****. I kept an eye on him, slightly suspicious. After a minute or two, he turned toward me and started beating on his johnson. He finished up and kept walking, leaving me slightly stunned.

 

[optimuslott]

I was in a meeting yesterday when my boss said: "I'll put it in her inbox". I laughed out loud in the meeting. The guy across from me started laughing too. Was it worth the "be appropriate" email I received? Yes.

 

[isufan]

I really like the Soggy Bottom Boys song "Man of Constant Sorrow"

 

[JY07]

I enjoy pink slime'd hamburgers

 

[ISUAgronomist]

I enjoy pink slime'd hamburgers

The green slime'd ones are even better.


/OfficerFarva

 

[cyinne]

I have a man crush on Justin Timberlake. Love his FutureSex/LoveSounds album.

 

[KFitzy87]

I live in Minneapolis, and have a sitting spot on the Mississippi that I visit frequently. Yesterday, shortly after I arrived, a bum walked by and I said hello. He introduced himself and kept walking for about 50 feet. He put his bags down and looked to be taking a ****. I kept an eye on him, slightly suspicious. After a minute or two, he turned toward me and started beating on his johnson. He finished up and kept walking, leaving me slightly stunned.

Did you shake his hand????

 

[Palmer]

Tax day today....everyone say prayers that my multiple trips to Goodwill give me a break this year.

 

[Cyclonin]

I liked Cydkar better as the Judge. Farva doesn't fit him as well. It somewhat bothers me.

 

[Daserop]

I enjoy Lady Gaga's music.

 

[Cyclonin]

I live in Minneapolis, and have a sitting spot on the Mississippi that I visit frequently. Yesterday, shortly after I arrived, a bum walked by and I said hello. He introduced himself and kept walking for about 50 feet. He put his bags down and looked to be taking a ****. I kept an eye on him, slightly suspicious. After a minute or two, he turned toward me and started beating on his johnson. He finished up and kept walking, leaving me slightly stunned.

Sounds like you need a new sitting spot.

 

[Naughtius]

I was in a meeting yesterday when my boss said: "I'll put it in her inbox". I laughed out loud in the meeting. The guy across from me started laughing too. Was it worth the "be appropriate" email I received? Yes.

<Biting tongue to keep from making an outbox joke here>