***Official Friday Confession Thread***

bringmagicback

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Im with you gays on the whole motorcycle thing. I cannot stand harleys, nothing makes me more upset than some a clown on those piece of crap bikes. My lawn mower has a better engine.

I also cant stand them loud *** pipes, sooo annoying. When I lived downtown it was constant motorcycles driving down court, then theyed turn around and drive back down to see if anyones looking at them thinking theyre cool. One night while eating on cabco patio I launched a salt shaker and smoked a dude in the head. Cool story huh.
 

nhclone

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No joke, took 4 or 5 seconds trying to figure out what kind of cereal 'old nuggets' were, and then i continued reading and realized you were talking about testicles.

LOL, I wasn't going to admit my struggles with the story, but since you were brave...I spent 30secs to a minute trying to figure out why the store had chicken nuggets next to the cereal.
 

HARMCYN

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I also hope that UNI athletics go broke..I hate them more than Iowa..I also hope all those vneck wearing hippies go some where outside of our fine state because of it (seriously people, you're not cool, you don't even know you're a mid major) and I also confess that I probably won't purchase cyclones.tv
 

MNCyGuy

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Im with you gays on the whole motorcycle thing. I cannot stand harleys, nothing makes me more upset than some a clown on those piece of crap bikes. My lawn mower has a better engine.

I also cant stand them loud *** pipes, sooo annoying. When I lived downtown it was constant motorcycles driving down court, then theyed turn around and drive back down to see if anyones looking at them thinking theyre cool. One night while eating on cabco patio I launched a salt shaker and smoked a dude in the head. Cool story huh.

I wasn't aware the gay community had such a strong stance on motorcycles.
 

nhclone

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I think that Wally looks like a crazy old man in the interview that CW posted.

I also need to confess that if I played for Wally and made 1st string, I would go crazy and bash my head through a car window while yelling "STARTING DEFENSE BAB, PLACE AT THE TABLE...WOOOOOO!!!" but I would do it without the influence of steroids.
 

MNclone

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I also need to confess that if I played for Wally and made 1st string, I would go crazy and bash my head through a car window while yelling "STARTING DEFENSE BAB, PLACE AT THE TABLE...WOOOOOO!!!" but I would do it without the influence of steroids.

I would also like to confess that I would have called him a senile old man, but when I typed in the word senile, it didn't look right so I changed it to crazy. Turns out it was spelled right.

My next confession is that i think the word senile doesnt look right.
 

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I confess that I love all of the UNI hate on here. As a UNI grad, I think its awesome that fans of a school like ISU hate a school that smacks them around every year in just about every sport. As someone who no longer has any connection to ISU sports, I can say this proudly: Go Panthers!
 
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I confess that I love all of the UNI hate on here. As a UNI grad, I think its awesome that fans of a school like ISU hate a school that smacks them around every year in just about every sport. As someone who no longer has any connection to ISU sports, I can say this proudly: Go Panthers!


You just dropped out of my top 5 favorite posters on this site. I will probably never rep you again.
 

HARMCYN

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I don't hate UNI because of their athletics..Mostly because they're a bunch of unfriendly skinny jean-wearing hippie/liberals who kick me out of bars every time I'm there. Before you say it..I don't think I did anything to be kicked out, but then again who knows
 

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I hope Cybyassociation realizes the consequences of that post. His 131 CTRA rank and 133 TRA rank are sure to fall without a steady influx of rep points.

Another confession: I still have those spreadsheets on my work computer desktop.
 
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2ndCyCE

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I hope Cybyassociation realizes the consequences of that post. His 131 CTRA rank and 133 TRA rank are sure to fall without a steady influx of rep points.

Another confession: I still have those spreadsheets on my work computer desktop.

I also have them on my computer desktop.
 
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LegendofRodA

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I cried when Iowa State beat Oklahoma State this last season and still well up when I see replay and listen to John Walters call it.

I also just got a bog out of my nose and threw it on the floor.

I have the game on my laptop and with no entertaining sports to watch this time of year, I have watched that replay 3 times this week. It gets me everytime when Joe Tessitore says "They did it!". No shame in crying after that, right?
 

dtISU

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Im with you gays on the whole motorcycle thing. I cannot stand harleys, nothing makes me more upset than some a clown on those piece of crap bikes. My lawn mower has a better engine.

I also cant stand them loud *** pipes, sooo annoying. When I lived downtown it was constant motorcycles driving down court, then theyed turn around and drive back down to see if anyones looking at them thinking theyre cool. One night while eating on cabco patio I launched a salt shaker and smoked a dude in the head. Cool story huh.

Simmer, brah. Lots of rage there. We all have our vices.
 

Cybyassociation

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You just dropped out of my top 5 favorite posters on this site. I will probably never rep you again.

Rep for this!

I hope Cybyassociation realizes the consequences of that post. His 131 CTRA rank and 133 TRA rank are sure to fall without a steady influx of rep points.

Another confession: I still have those spreadsheets on my work computer desktop.

Wha...?! What, I thought this was the confessions thread? I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
 

Zyklon

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I don't hate UNI because of their athletics..Mostly because they're a bunch of unfriendly skinny jean-wearing hippie/liberals who kick me out of bars every time I'm there. Before you say it..I don't think I did anything to be kicked out, but then again who knows

Maybe cause you're 20?
 
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