Trick Or Treat

TheBentStick

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Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?
 

michaelrr1

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What's wrong with central Iowa? Trick or Treat night is on Halloween everywhere else. I had a bunch of kids come by, but I told them to come back tomorrow.
 

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Well, beggars night is half over and I've had a total of 4 kids ring the doorbell. Things sure have changed since I was a youngster. However, I have had quality instead of quantity; a cute little girl in a princess outfit told the joke "Why do cherry trees smell? Because George Washington cut one.". The best was a little dude wearing a Cyclones football uniform, and his joke was "Can the Hawkeyes beat the Cyclones? I'm afraid Jake Knott.". I gave him extra candy. Anyone else heard any good jokes from the trick or treater's tonight?

great jokes. we had them in our town tonight too. I agree with Mich it should be on Halloween.
 

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Best one I heard.
 

Tailg8er

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CW had a few good ones on Twitter tonight.

Best one I got was from a 5 year old girl:

What's black, white, & red all over?

(I expected something lame like a newspaper)

& she says, "a dead cow!"
 

im4cyclones

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Why was Tigger looking in his toilet? He was trying to find Pooh. Little girl, maybe 8-9 yrs old told me that one.
 

Sterling4Cy

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heard this one today
why does the little mermaid wear two sea shells? because she was too small for two D shells.
 

ISUME

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In what parts of the state do you have to tell a joke to get candy?
 

ISUME

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Wait, there are parts of the state were you don't have to tell jokes? I thought everyone told jokes.
I went trick or treating in Davenport a couple of times growing up and don't remember telling any jokes. Also handed out candy last year in Davenport and didn't hear a single joke.
 

WooBadger18

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I went trick or treating in Davenport a couple of times growing up and don't remember telling any jokes. Also handed out candy last year in Davenport and didn't hear a single joke.
Well that's because it's Davenport. We all know what kind of people live there :jimlad:
 

Cybirdy

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Trick-or-treating is on Halloween in Ames. There are only a few houses our kids go to where they make you tell a joke. Otherwise it is all about the candy, you are lucky to get "trick-or-treat" out of most kids--they just hold out their bag.
 

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