I see what's going on here. This is a plea for C-Dub to get T-Swift's attention. And it will work. They'll have a brief, but spectacular affair.
She will eventually, inevitably, ironically break it off, however, because she gets creeped out by older, bald dudes. Then she will write a song about it, called, "Isn't It Ironic?" She will, in turn, be sued by Alanis Morissette, and declare bankruptcy.
Her ensuing tailspin will take her out of the public eye forever.
I bet you didn't really think through the consequences, did you?