DO NOT RUSH THE COURT

cyrocksmypants

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Rushing the court in victory will only be allowed if: 100 students rush out and start crawling around acting like grizzly bears, and then 20 seconds later the next 100 run out while spinning like cyclones destroying the bears in their path. instant sportscenter top play imo

What if there are actually 100 real bears released, Semi-Pro style?
 

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Rushing the court in victory will only be allowed if: 100 students rush out and start crawling around acting like grizzly bears, and then 20 seconds later the next 100 run out while spinning like cyclones destroying the bears in their path. instant sportscenter top play imo

Well now, that's rather creative!
 

clone96cr

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This should go without saying.

We are entering a very tough stretch of Conf games. Fred's got the team in the top ten for the first time in a very long time. We've gotten a lot of great national press. Every win we get extends the longest unbeaten streak and a long consecutive win streak. There is tons of infectious excitement with this program and the Magic is back. If the Magic inspires, nay, compels the fans to rush the court, so be it. Every win should be enjoyed and savored.

Fun haters can stay home.
 

VeloClone

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I was thinking hobbling might be more accurate for some of us...

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Rushing the court is bush-league when you do it every single time... When I was in school we held people back from doing it, and I was at some big games (99-2004)... Not to say the court didn't get rushed a few times, but nothing like this season.

I do get why it happens, and I'll even forgive the Iowa game slightly as I definitely went a bit nuts in that win too. But to threaten to do it every time, especially now that we're ranked in the top 10 is embarrassing.

IMO it's a combination of the younger generation's inability to delay gratification paired with the fact that there aren't any students in the stands who actually have been there before (so it's hard to ask them to act like they have). They literally have no clue that it is considered "uncool" in the basketball world.

And to any fun hater old people comments, it's not that we are old (I'm 33), or hate fun. We were just fortunate that those in front of us (who had been there before) taught us the ways of college basketball fandom... Obviously, the easy scape goat here is Natty Light and McD... That decade of misery degraded our collective basketball IQ to the point that current students think it's cool to rush the court all the time...
 
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DON'T RUSH THE COURT....

...but it's perfectly acceptable to scream gratuitous profanity-laced chants

Exactly...I honestly think rushing the court after every win could be a thing. Nothing wrong with a bunch of people getting together in celebration slapping hands and going a bit crazy in a positive way.
 

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Maybe if we lose, then we won't have these stupid threads all the time.

Yeah rushing the court is what I'm worrying about tonight!
 

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Meh college kids are going to be college kids. Excitement around the program is good.

That said don't be idiots and end up mauling/hurting a player.
 

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The court is there to be rushed on. It wants you to rush. It needs you to rush.
Don't deny the court of it's basic needs.
 

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a) No one is threatening to rush the court every time. Most of these posts are in response to posts like yours, where people are "too cool" to rush the court.
b) LE may have had off-court issues but his teams won games (well, most of the...except that team which shall not be named). The losses began to mount under Morgan & McD.
c) 33 is not as wise and mature as you may think. You're the same age as my youngest kid. Get back to me when you have a couple of decades of watching your own kids get excited about things. You'll understand a little better by then.
d) Remove the stick that extends from your nethers, relax, and enjoy life a little more. And let the students do the same. You had your turn. It's theirs now. If they want to rush, let 'em. You're not going to stop them anyway, so you (and the rest of the grouches, old & young) might as well quit griping at them or about them.
 

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I think the court should get rushed only in traditional big upsets, or just rush the court every single time. KU or UMKC. Hell, even losses just to celebrate ISU's general awesomeness.