Ford Escort "Pony". So, take a 1990 Escort, and be like "can't you make it cheaper"? Didn't come with a radio, but had an aftermarket one when I bought it, that if you turned it all the way down, it would go around to all the way up. No power steering, much less power windows or AC. 5 speed manual. Red paint that wasn't clearcoated in a time when they went cheaper on the base paint because 'everything is clearcoated'...so you could wash and wax it to a nice deep red, and in a half hour, it was turning orange/pink.
And honestly, as a college kid who was paying his own way thru school, I was happy as heck to have it when my dad 'splurged' and got it for me.