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CycloneGB

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Yeah, no kidding. I had local, no valium or whatever, and the very nice looking female doctor, the nurse, and I all chatted small talk the whole time. I even got a pretty good laugh out of both of them when I described my front lawn as so crappy looking "all it's missing is an early '80's Camaro sitting on blocks"

You made them laugh while they were cuttin on your boys??

Bold strategy..
 

CycloneGB

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:wink: heh...well, at that point, the nurse was putting a slice of my vas deferens in a jar of preservative, and the doctor was starting to fire up the cauterizing iron.

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I didnt even have an attending nurse. Just me, the doctor and my severed vas deferens.
 

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Yeah, definitely not the case in this one. Only two years younger than the 2nd youngest and looks just like all of them. But yeah, 10 years would have me suspicious too. Though maybe the body just took that long to try and reconstruct the highway.


Wait... the new one is only two years younger than the second youngest, but he'd been snipped 10 years prior? No wonder the youngest looks like the 2nd youngest; she got knocked up by the "other guy" twice.
 

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While I'm not suggesting this in the case of your BFF's sister....we went to a comedian one time who got talking about vasectomies, and someone in the audience said that they had been in the clear for 10 years and they got pregnant because "one just got thru, I guess"...I sat there thinking..."I can think of a more plausible explanation on how you can be sterile for 10 years and your wife gets pregnant...."

Adrian Peterson?
 

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Look on the bright side. Now your missus has no excuse to have some more fun (or less of one, at least) and if another "special gift" comes down the pipeline, it simplifies your calculations. :)
 

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Wait... the new one is only two years younger than the second youngest, but he'd been snipped 10 years prior? No wonder the youngest looks like the 2nd youngest; she got knocked up by the "other guy" twice.


Ha, no 00's example was someone who got pregnant 10 years after the husband got snipped. BFF's dad got it done sometime after 2nd youngest came into the picture. Youngest and 2nd youngest are 2 years apart.
 

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Just make sure you're wife isn't going to change her mind or...

[video=youtube;OmGgV-2JNnM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM[/video]
 

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I think this is the forth thread about this topic I've seen since I joined around two and a half years ago.
 

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I think this is the forth thread about this topic I've seen since I joined around two and a half years ago.

May you live a long and fruitful life with only things like this to whine about. With any luck you'll get to see another half-dozen or so of the same thread!