Bill Self wipes before he poops.
Bill Self touches himself.
Perry Ellis wears Perry Ellis.
Perry Ellis is a brand of clothes.
Jayhawks aren't even real birds.
This one!
Bill Self wipes before he poops.
Bill Self touches himself.
Perry Ellis wears Perry Ellis.
Perry Ellis is a brand of clothes.
Jayhawks aren't even real birds.
CORN > wheat
Kansas is flatter than Iowa
Best part of Kansas is actually in Missouri.
Kansas only has regional airports.
Feel free to post all of mine, especially the ones knocking Kansas as a state.I posted a handful of these ideas on the Facebook page. I didn't post all of them, as I want others to post ideas so it doesn't just look to people like I'm the only one posting. If you haven't yet, please go "attend" the event if you have Facebook (if nothing else, just so I can get the numbers up, and so you can invite as many people as possible).
Plenty of time before the 17th. Just want to get the ball rolling.
Was just going to say, you have to go after Self's toupee here.
Bald Bill Self in the style of bald Rob Lowe from The Interview?
Just spitballing here.
How about turning Bill Self into "Creepy" Bill Self to spinoff the Rob Lowe DishNetwork commercials.
Some re-used ideas but making them applicable to KU.
Bill Self uses the Shakeweight.
Perry Ellis cites Wikipedia.
Bill Self swims with a shirt on.
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hateS
Puppies
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Bill Self listens to Nickleback.
K-EWW (meme on Jimmy Fallon eww character).
The old classic:
"Breathe if you hate Kansas."