3/6 Confessions Thread

[cyrocksmypants]

With an arrow already sticking out of it.

I mean, in this circumstance isn't there already kind of an arrow sticking in it?

 

[Rolling Clones]

At work I pick my nose and wipe them under my desk. We move desks quite frequently (every 6 months or so) so I chuckle when I think about the next person sitting there.

Other people are doing that too...and have probably deposited right where you are wiping!

 

[mj4cy]

Sad to hear some prefer a national TV hack than the great Pete Taylor. I'll take Pete every time.

I have 30 posts per page.

Where did I say a national announcer was preferred over Taylor? I said on that particular call, I liked the TBS guys' call better.

Plus, is this not a confession thread anyhow? Obviously we all love Taylor and his amazing enthusiasm he had for ISU.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm mobile user. When I happen into a thread taken over by gifs, my phone already crashes. It would probably explode if I had more than 15 posts of gifs.

Confession:

I'm trying to crash your phone

 

[MeanDean]

On Fridays I lose track of time at work and couldn't give a sh**.

So you're still sitting in your cube at 5:30 after everyone else has gone home?

 

[DurangoCy]

Confession:

I'm trying to crash your phone

1 - Still laugh at the horse getting knocked out.
2 - It's been a while since I've seen the Hogue karate kick, still awesome.

 

[CarlHungus]

Confession:

I'm trying to crash your phone

Just quoting to load more gifs on this page

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I hate you all.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

It's just one call. They're not saying they think the TBS announcer is better overall than Taylor.

And IMHO it's among Pete's very best.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

During my freshman year of high school I was on the varsity team towards the end of the year. I cheated in a meet and ended up medaling that day.

 

[GTO]

If I'm at home, I always wash/shower after taking a deuce. Otherwise, I never feel clean enough.

 

[CYvilEng]

I burned my hand making a hot dog last night because I turned the wrong burner on and heated up the pot's handle.

I'll admit I had to brainstorm ideas how you were cooking this hotdog in a pot. As I was reading I also wondered how you burnt your hand turning on the wrong burner on the grill.

 

[cyhiphopp]

The greatest moments thread got me thinking about these. I think they got diluted by ****** confessions, such as crap like "I don't like going to work." No ****. Make 'em good confessions or just read, dammit.

1. This is my confession to my roommate about an event that occurred in late December/early January and is still going on. Sometime during the second half of a MBB, there was a FarmersOnly.com commercial. I decided to visit the website. To get more info/details about people, I had to sign up. Instead of putting my face out there, I decided to sign my roommate up under my email. Fortunately for him, the girls on FarmersOnly were drooling over him. Unfortunately for him, all of them who messaged him were a mix between ugly and extremely ugly. Within the last couple weeks, he's been getting Facebook friend requests from these chicks he's never met before and doesn't understand it. I confess, it's me getting these chicks to try and talk to you.

*For the record, I'm not leading the chicks on. I'm just playing the "oh add me on facebook I don't get on here" card and letting them do the rest

Since joining these two sites I've been graced by the presence of these ads. No, I haven't signed my roommate up for either of these.



2. Every guy does it. The last week it's been a common occurrence. The Accidental Boob Brush. Whether it's an elbow or backhand, I'm yet to find an appropriate response. In the 2-3 accidental times this week, I've denied, denied, denied. I'm opening up now. I know I accidentally brushed them boobs. It wasn't on purpose, I swear.

You better enjoy your accidental boob brushes. You aren't gonna get too many intentional ones on your own!

 

[cyhiphopp]

I have Facebook but only post maybe once a week. It's well within the old person universe now, obviously.

Still no tweeter, snapperchat or instantgrahams for me.

I did finally get a smart phone in December!

Are these like Teddy Grahams? They sound delicious!!

 

[isulive2train]

If I'm at home, I always wash/shower after taking a deuce. Otherwise, I never feel clean enough.

Full body bidet.

 

[HARMCYN]

lm drinking Hamm's right now, and I freaking love it.

 

[VeloClone]

I mean, in this circumstance isn't there already kind of an arrow sticking in it?

Uh, yeah, that was kind of where I was going.

 

[GTO]

I ocassionally enjoy Amaretto sours and White Russians. Don't judge me.

 

[MNCYWX]

I know almost nothing about our insurance policies. My wife's benefits are 10x what mine are and I have put no effort into it. She'll likely kill me with a shovel to the head someday and make millions because it'll be a clause I signed off on without paying attention.

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. How people either a) don't understand it or b) don't take the time to know what the options are, just baffles me. If you're in good health, fine. But the minute you have a serious medical emergency you'll brush up on your insurance really quick.

 

[dtISU]

I've had a Facebook account for about six years but have never posted, shared or retwittered anything. My wife says I'm a creeper, but I don't know what that means. I'm thinking I should be offended.