Why is cologne still a thing? Take a shower, stinky.
Had a guy interview with me. He was really rocking some type of stink juice.
I wondered if he wanted the job or if he was in the office to get a date.
Unfortunately he got neither.
Why is cologne still a thing? Take a shower, stinky.
There used to be a guy in my office who would workout over lunch, and rather than taking a shower afterward, he would douse himself with Axe body spray. To make it even worse, he would spray himself *after* he got back to his cubicle. The entire office smelled horrible all afternoon. God, that **** is nasty!
Aramis? I don't think I smell that bad. Or is @CloneLawman Aramis?My sophomore year in college, I had a roommate from the Middle East. I think he got about 3 dousings from every bottle of Aramis. Our room reeked of it. I finally went to the dorm council and got changed to a different room. Some of my stuff stilled smelled like Aramis weeks later.![]()
Maybe he's very religious and this is how he communicates with angels.Was your office overrun by hot cougars looking for a cub due to using Ax? If it wasn't somebody should sue for false advertising.
So in other words hit on him?
If his manager is a tactful person I might let them know that it's bothering me and he might be able to give him a heads up.
In my managerial experience the too much perfume/cologne conversation is generally easier than the take a shower more than once a month conversation.A lot of really funny answers in this thread, but this would be the best realistic option.
My wife used to manage a large team of associates and she had to have many delicate conversations about people and their odor.
It is you. I didn't know you'd been bottled!Aramis? I don't think I smell that bad. Or is @CloneLawman Aramis?
JFC. My new coworker wears waaaaaaay too much cologne. It's gagging me when I breath too deep. What can I say that isn't too passive aggressive or d*ckish?
JFC. My new coworker wears waaaaaaay too much cologne. It's gagging me when I breath too deep. What can I say that isn't too passive aggressive or d*ckish?