Dear Fred....Time to Breakup

[Cyched]

Are we going to have a whole summer of this?

 

[3TrueFans]

Why do you think people don’t?

It doesn’t need to be a zero sum game. It’s nuanced. Iowa State and Prohm can be successful when even Iowa is beating them and reaching the second round, but that doesn’t mean it’s irrational to root for Iowa’s demise or think there’s a degradation to the legend status if a Cyclone were to coach there.

I've seen several people say the only possible outcomes are either we both suck, or only one of us does well.

 

[aeroclone]

This is absolutely the best open letter of the day... maybe the week.

 

[CyCrazy]

Are we going to have a whole summer of this?

All summer? This is going to go on for 7 years. Buckle up and enjoy it.

 

[deadeyededric]

Dear Gas Man Packed Up and drove to Lincoln. Sorry about the $ Fred

 

[Cydkar]

So granted this thread is dumb but why don't people seem to think both Hoiberg and Prohm being successful is a possibility?

I didn't know this was the case.

 

[3TrueFans]

I didn't know this was the case.

There's no way in hell I'm going back through these threads but this guy's manifesto isn't the first time I've seen someone say it which is why I was curious.

 

[madguy30]

It's pretty obvious some people around here have never been through a divorce.

Or watched how the sports world works.

 

[chuckd4735]

Fred dumped the fine brunette for the hot blond. The hot blond turned out to be a giant *****. The brunette moved on and has a solid life without Fred, so now Fred is dating the fat red head. I'm sure he wishes he would of never left the brunette.

 

[Cyched]

It's pretty obvious some people around here have never been through a divorce.

Or really just any sort of adversity, big or small

 

[madguy30]

Are we going to have a whole summer of this?

Just wait until next basketball season. This place will be a mess.

 

[Cyched]

Just wait until next basketball season. This place will be a mess.

After this season I was thinking that there was no way this place could get more toxic. I think we're about to find out.

 

[JM4CY]

Fred dumped the fine brunette for the hot blond. The hot blond turned out to be a giant *****. The brunette moved on and has a solid life without Fred, so now Fred is dating the fat red head. I'm sure he wishes he would of never left the brunette.

This couldn't be more acurate.


Except maybe the redhead was 20 years older and had meth mouth

 

[Farnsworth]

Did anyone actually read this?

No I just clicked to look for the first post about open letter season. #2, not disappointed

 

[JM4CY]

Fred dumped the fine brunette for the hot blond. The hot blond turned out to be a giant *****. The brunette moved on and has a solid life without Fred, so now Fred is dating the fat red head. I'm sure he wishes he would of never left the brunette.

Did the brunette look like this?

 

[dosry5]

Who's Fred?

Flinstone....married a hot chick named Wilma. Best buddies with Barney....

 

[chuckd4735]

Did the brunette look like this?

No pointy elbows, so yes!

 

[dosry5]

Did the brunette look like this?

I’d need more pics to make sure.....

 

[madguy30]

Or really just any sort of adversity, big or small

I saw some friends recently whose kids play in a basketball league where stealing the ball isn't allowed.

Maybe some on here have roots in that sort of thing

 

[harimad]

Some of these manifestos lately, I swear you people need to be put on an FBI watch list or something.