Me as sophomore, "Crap, no more money for groceries because it spent it all on booze and fun this past weekend. Welp, better go donate some plasma so I can continue to fuel my bad decisions."
It was always a tough decision between "do I go and get some food that won't give me diarrhea or do I stick with the $1 Hardee's spicy chicken sandwiches so i have some extra beer funds?"