Poop Knife (from Reddit)

[80sClone]

A "butt" off subject, how you ever noticed how human turds laying on the ground just seem enormous compared to sitting in the bottom of the bowl?Like... "how did that come out my or someone else's a**?"
And you're going to need a poop backhoe to bury that thing.
Discuss various times you've come across this phenom.

 

[CyclonesRock]

My only experience even remotely close to this...I was living in Chicago just out of college, my roommate and I went to a neighbors party (a couple of hot ladies I might add). He had a couple of work friends with him. The next day one of the guys admitted he had let a turd the size of a Louisville slugger while at the party. It wouldn't flush so he grabbed it out of the toilet and placed it in the upper tank. Why the hell if he was going to touch it anyway he didn't just break it and flush it no one will ever know. To top it all off the next day they had to call a plumber because the toilet wouldn't work. That turd in the tank had jammed up the flapper. Luckily it was a pretty large group of people so they had no clue who did it. Needless to say that particular guy was not allowed to come with us ever again!

 

[Cyclone06]

A "butt" off subject, how you ever noticed how human turds laying on the ground just seem enormous compared to sitting in the bottom of the bowl?Like... "how did that come out my or someone else's a**?"
And you're going to need a poop backhoe to bury that thing.
Discuss various times you've come across this phenom.

Buddy’s wedding in Mexico, all inclusive resort with a big group. Swim up bar infinity pool about 10 feet above the beach. The pool wall had multiple inlets so various 90 degree angles of wall. Say 10am in the pool, start of a great day, I swim over and see a massive loaf in one of the corners down on the beach. For 30 minutes people filed over one by one to peak over and admire. Eventually the resort sent maintenance over to scoop it into a bucket. To this day we speculate on the circumstances that led to what we saw.

 

[cycub51]

A "butt" off subject, how you ever noticed how human turds laying on the ground just seem enormous compared to sitting in the bottom of the bowl?Like... "how did that come out my or someone else's a**?"
And you're going to need a poop backhoe to bury that thing.
Discuss various times you've come across this phenom.

Every time my toddler poops in his training potty. These things are the size of my forearm.

 

[IsUaClone2]

I love poop threads.

The above comment is parallel to and supportive of the adage:

"Women consider flatulence an unfortunate byproduct of incomplete digestion: men consider it a never-ending source of entertainment."

 

[LindenCy]

Buddy’s wedding in Mexico, all inclusive resort with a big group. Swim up bar infinity pool about 10 feet above the beach. The pool wall had multiple inlets so various 90 degree angles of wall. Say 10am in the pool, start of a great day, I swim over and see a massive loaf in one of the corners down on the beach. For 30 minutes people filed over one by one to peak over and admire. Eventually the resort sent maintenance over to scoop it into a bucket. To this day we speculate on the circumstances that led to what we saw.

 

[clone4life82]

My only experience even remotely close to this...I was living in Chicago just out of college, my roommate and I went to a neighbors party (a couple of hot ladies I might add). He had a couple of work friends with him. The next day one of the guys admitted he had let a turd the size of a Louisville slugger while at the party. It wouldn't flush so he grabbed it out of the toilet and placed it in the upper tank. Why the hell if he was going to touch it anyway he didn't just break it and flush it no one will ever know. To top it all off the next day they had to call a plumber because the toilet wouldn't work. That turd in the tank had jammed up the flapper. Luckily it was a pretty large group of people so they had no clue who did it. Needless to say that particular guy was not allowed to come with us ever again!

he pulled off the upper decker!? Noice!!!

 

[mdk2isu]

We need a special section of the forums for classic threads so we can easily relive their glory.

Nominees:
-Plane on a treadmill
-Urban exploring at Iowa State
-The one about the yellow jackets
-The aforementioned pants pooping thread
-Yoga pants thread

How could you leave off the infamous @snowcraig2.0 threads? Versions 1 and 2.

 

[CtownCyclone]

How could you leave off the infamous @snowcraig2.0 threads? Versions 1 and 2.

It was just a jumping off point. Those are classic, too.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

You haven't lived until you live with a teenage boy who routinely "saved up" and pooped about once every 3-4 days. He could lay three coils of snake in the bowl. Said teenager also had a habit of not flushing. I guess he wanted the rest of us to admire his prowess...

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Story Time:

When I was teaching at a different school there there is a log in the toilet wider than my forearm. The physics of the whole thing were mind boggling. I have no idea who left it, me and another teacher had to figure out how to get it down. That guys butt must have bled after that.

One of the starting line backers on my high school team came running out of the bath room stall so proud because he wrapped it around the bowl two times without a break. It was alien.

 

[JM4CY]

We need a special section of the forums for classic threads so we can easily relive their glory.

Nominees:
-Plane on a treadmill
-Urban exploring at Iowa State
-The one about the yellow jackets
-The aforementioned pants pooping thread
-Yoga pants thread

Are you talking about my run in with yellow jackets here? If there is another one about them I want to make sure I read it. If fairness, I didn't realize they were yellow jackets until halfway through that thread.

 

[JM4CY]

Story Time:

When I was teaching at a different school there there is a log in the toilet wider than my forearm. The physics of the whole thing were mind boggling. I have no idea who left it, me and another teacher had to figure out how to get it down. That guys butt must have bled after that.

I just cried I laughed so hard. I had similar experience with a guy I knew in school so I know this is possible and not bs. It is truly something to behold if you have ever witnessed it.