I recently have begun transitioning from working from home to working physically at my office-type job. I don’t know if it is just because I have been used to my own body odors for so long during covid or what, but this is possible. HOWEVER, just about every other day I am in the office, I walk into the single-holer and my olfactory gets absolutely ransacked by a stench that it is hard to describe accurately. I have worked on farms, and ain’t afraid to change a diaper, but sweet baby Jesus this is bad. So, the question is, what is proper etiquette for both the victim and the nasal abuser in this situation? My initial thought is that everyone poops, I get it. But if yours smells that bad, then someone has told you this at some point and if at all possible, I would fully support you doing your business somewhere non-local. TIA
Aromatically Destroying Workplace Bathrooms
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The solution is to go into the womens restroom so your buddies don't have to deal with it.
I worked with a guy who did this since there was one woman at the dealership, she started going home because he was so bad.
Sorry. Can't help. My poop doesn't stink. In fact. My poop is so pleasant it actually covers up the scent of other, more unpleasant poop.
To further demonstrate my point, masks are required in my office. Thus, the smell has a filter and I have yet to take the smell without it.
Did the woman ever tell you to stop using her bathroom?
While we're on this pleasant topic, I'll add into the OP's original post....
I recently moved and the house we moved into has a smaller toilet room than our previous house. Both were small as you don't need a lot of room in there, but this one is so small I have to shuffle my feet to close the door.
Apparently I needed the extra real estate because my own smell bothers me in this one. Was never an issue before.
I recently moved and the house we moved into has a smaller toilet room than our previous house. Both were small as you don't need a lot of room in there, but this one is so small I have to shuffle my feet to close the door.
Apparently I needed the extra real estate because my own smell bothers me in this one. Was never an issue before.
The dude doing it was nasty. A great salesman because he could lie like no tomorrow. The woman was very proper and straight and conservative. This guy would show up and talk about sleeping at a reststop because he went to the strippers couple hours away on a tuesday night. I had to tone him down on a regular basis and I wasn't his boss.
As far as the OP, I guess you could try some spray (although it ends up smelling more like shitrus than citrus). Also said person destroying said bathroom should make sure the fan gets left on if possible.
We've got two single occupancy bathrooms in the quadplex job trailer I'm in and some people are just mind boggling. After you are done washing your hands you should be able to glance over and see if you left any floaters or unpleasant surprises for the next person.
Also, if you want a really unpleasant smell the storage tanks that get pumped out are on the back side of the quad which is also the side that all the AC units and fresh air intakes are on. That is not a pleasant smell at 7 AM when they come to pump out the tanks. Especially in Texas in the summer. It'll make your eyes water. It's at the point where you here the pump kick on for the honey wagon and immediately people are running to shut off the AC units no matter what they are doing in the office.
We've got two single occupancy bathrooms in the quadplex job trailer I'm in and some people are just mind boggling. After you are done washing your hands you should be able to glance over and see if you left any floaters or unpleasant surprises for the next person.
Also, if you want a really unpleasant smell the storage tanks that get pumped out are on the back side of the quad which is also the side that all the AC units and fresh air intakes are on. That is not a pleasant smell at 7 AM when they come to pump out the tanks. Especially in Texas in the summer. It'll make your eyes water. It's at the point where you here the pump kick on for the honey wagon and immediately people are running to shut off the AC units no matter what they are doing in the office.
Mrs. Velo has started buying a newer variety of scented candle for the bathrooms. It has three wicks in one candle so you can chase out three times as much stank in the same time as you used to with a single wick candle.
The water closet it so small I fear a candle may use all available oxygen and I'll be found dead in a less than desirable position.
I often think to myself while someone is blowing up the work bathroom - "What the hell do you eat/drink to have this smell like this..."
Sounds like you need to go s*** in @JM4CY's problem toilet before he wants to. Problem solved.
Look at the bright side, at least you will leave behind a fresh smelling corpse.
I would spray some on the water and right on their ass if that’s what it took
IMO you've never been to a Casey's unless you have made mud in the single cheater behind the counter.
