*** Official Iowa State Season Thread ***

[CycloneDaddy]

Dear Tre, u have shot 27% from beyond the arch this year, please stop shooting.

 

[cyatheart]

Its the worst basketball I’ve ever seen from Iowa State. And it really isn’t close.

It’s not some of the worst, it’s the worst

 

[CycloneErik]

Where does this team rank for worst all time P5 team ever?

It's our worst. Isn't that enough?
If not, I'm curious where it would rank otherwise.

 

[tman24]

Still no Dubar or Blackwell. Perhaps they told coach they wanted nothing to do with this.

Slimming the roster down for the deep march run.

 

[tim_redd]

This sucks. Only drama now according to the announcers is when will Kruger send in the managers.

fixed

 

[ISUTex]

Still no Dubar or Blackwell. Perhaps they told coach they wanted nothing to do with this.

They're either transferring, or they are really bad. Like, really bad. I'm guessing transfer.

 

[cyatheart]

I have a few friends, that have started watching Iowa state because they are so bad...this is history, it’s so bad...that people are watching to get a laugh

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Dear Tre, u have shot 27% from beyond the arch this year, please stop shooting.

Tre shoots like he thinks he's former nba'er Stephen Jackson.

 

[Yaz]

This sucks. Only drama now according to the announcers is when will Kruger send in the scrubs.

Or pulls fans from the seats to play. Great donors $ event.

 

[CycloneErik]

Roll call: watching.
Masochist? Martyr? Mechanic? Maladjusted? Mega-fan? Monster?
Mind-numb? Malaise-infected? Misplaced hopeless romantic?
I watched Meghan Markle and Prince Harry too...that was bad.

You have a gift!

 

[WhoISthis]

I never thought I would see us be this bad. Prohm is making the McDermott Era look respectable by comparison.

There are still some that reference McD as though he represented a lower point for the program than Prohm. Prohm’s last 4 years have a worse record than McD’s four years.

 

[Pope]

Why call a priest when you're the Pope?

I know, I know, I know...I keep forgetting.

 

[tim_redd]

They're either transferring, or they are really bad. Like, really bad. I'm guessing transfer.

Pretty sure it's both.

 

[CycloneVet]

Solomon plays hard buzzer to buzzer? Puff puff give bro

 

[JP4CY]

Prohm hasn’t cared for a while now lol.

He looks like a politician at the end of his term.

 

[CycloneErik]

WE MADE A SLAM DUNK SHOT!!!

 

[Yaz]

Kids keep looking to the bench for coaching, which is a positive, I guess.

 

[CapnCy]

This is ugly. Can JP just walk down and tap SP on the shoulder and say find a way back to ames. Too much money involved for the crap.

JP is with the NCAA selection committee...facetime or zoom...it'll be awkward

Jamie: (mouth moving no sound)
Prohm: "Jamie, I think your on mute"
Jamie: (awkward laugh) "you'd think after...well, literally a year, we'd have these video meetings figured out"
Prohm (types eye roll emoji in the chat box) "Yeah...it's all good...but your echoing....turn you mic back off"
Jamie: "well.....um...yeah....might want to alert your bank on some large direct deposit hitting your account here soon....also going to need your keys...."

 

[Prone2Clone]

I have a few friends, that have started watching Iowa state because they are so bad...this is history, it’s so bad...that people are watching to get a laugh

Somewhere Lickliter is eating popcorn and giggling like a schoolgirl.

 

[bustamoveisu]

"Solomon Young plays hard buzzer to buzzer" He's played well tonight, but that's a bad scouting report.