Game Day Porta pots
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If not, the ol‘ double car door maneuver should work again.
Buy wide mouth drinks. Or just open your car door and piss between vehicles.
Or go buy one or those portable pop up tent portapottys with a bucket if you’re worried about eating too much chili.
Or go buy one or those portable pop up tent portapottys with a bucket if you’re worried about eating too much chili.
It is fabulous that this is a topic on these boards every single year! For some, it's about the football. But for others, it's the pissing.
Years ago the group next to us in the haunted forest lot brought a kiddy potty for this purpose. They had to have overflowed that thing. Then they backed right over it as they left.
It's a valid issue when last time there were 30-45 min long lines to use them and they were full
And overflowing.
Also an issue if you're a female or someone that needs to sit, squat or hover to micturate/defecate.
“When in doubt, whip it out.”
My wife bought one of those porta potties for the Iowa game for this’ll due to the lack of kybos. Only the women could use it and no dropping a dunce. Five gallon bucket, a bag of kitty liter, and a double thick garbage bag. She’s in charge of cleaning and disposal since I can’t use it. The world is my urinal.
My wife bought one of those porta potties for the Iowa game for this’ll due to the lack of kybos. Only the women could use it and no dropping a dunce. Five gallon bucket, a bag of kitty liter, and a double thick garbage bag. She’s in charge of cleaning and disposal since I can’t use it. The world is my urinal.
One of the normal porta stops near C2 (a cluster of three) had six for the UNI game. So, at least for that location, they doubled the number.
Eddie Robinson classic, 2 porta pots for WAY too many people. Wide open lot, no woods. Couldnt hold it anymore. Went around to the back of the john, peed there. Zip up, turn around, line had formed behind me.....for the back of the John. Solutions are everywhere.
I wonder if the private rentals that they are no longer allowing even make an impact in the overall use for a game like this weekend. Having 30-50 extra can't hurt right?
When you go overseas they always have these at outdoor markets/festivals.
Make sure you take a pregame dump before heading to Ames. The one benefit of the grass lots is there are some other options if you are willing to venture into the woods. Take some empty Gatorade bottles with you and just hop inside the car quick if needed too. I realize males can get away with it a little easier than females too. You'd think they'd know what to expect after hosting this event 2 years ago and having a long tailgate day due to opening the lots sooner that they would ramp up the porta pot concentration.
I heard that they didn't have any porta pots in the free parking lots on campus they were advertising when the GA lots pre-paid lots sold out. I realize 2019 was different because that was basically our only option after they had to shut down all the grass lots after the Iowa game but with as many people that are going to be coming this season you'd think maybe some of bigger lots they'd put some in place since I'm sure the nearby campus buildings likely are locked during games?
I heard that they didn't have any porta pots in the free parking lots on campus they were advertising when the GA lots pre-paid lots sold out. I realize 2019 was different because that was basically our only option after they had to shut down all the grass lots after the Iowa game but with as many people that are going to be coming this season you'd think maybe some of bigger lots they'd put some in place since I'm sure the nearby campus buildings likely are locked during games?
I was once doing a trip from Indianapolis to Lincoln and about halfway though missouri, in the middle of it ******* no where, I had to piss. Didn’t want to find a stop and possibly end up in a scene from Deliverance, so I went in a Gatorade bottle. Obviously bigger than a pop bottle, but I still ended up pissing all over myself. 4/10
