I Come in Peace

[BCClone]

Hi Everyone! I'm a Pitt/Miss St fan and wanted to come here and talk about our upcoming matchup. Our fan base is really excited to be in the tournament and think we can go very far this year. Our coach Chris Jans/Jeff Capel has done an incredible job with the team this year and have installed an offense/defense that most teams are not used to facing.

We also have (insert player X name here) who is one of the most dominant matchup problems in the (insert conference here). Additionally, (insert player Y name here) is projected as a lottery pick and is a deadly 3-point shooter. Our point guard (insert player Z here) is also one of the best freshmen in the (insert conference name here) and can handle defensive pressure easily.

I don't think you've ever faced anything like what we have. I don't know anything (at all) about Iowa State other than you are very good offensively under coach Hoiberg, but bad defensively and rebounding. Unfortunately, that won't fare well against our top (insert Kenpom, NET, RPI, BPI, Sagarin - whatever favors their team).

Thanks for welcoming me and looking forward to the great banter with Iowa State fans!

Some people this week. Probably.

What other kind of things do we always hear from opposing fans when they come here? I tried to mention as many as I could remember So many of the same things year after year.

I always get topless photos from them. Gets kinda old.

 

[CloneLawman]

The worst case of this was when we played Nevada. They were a 12 seed supposedly loaded with unguardable future NBA lottery picks. We beat them fairly comfortably and I don't think a single player from that roster ever played an NBA game.

I seem to recall some Notre Dame players and fans who thought they were well prepared for Hoiball because they had played a game against De Paul.

 

[GTO]

I always get topless photos from them. Gets kinda old.

Oh, ****! They send you mantit shots?

 

[BCClone]

Oh, ****! They send you mantit shots?

Gotten a couple, mostly women though.

If they are hot, I send them a couple dikpiks back.

 

[CloneLawman]

Gotten a couple, mostly women though.

If they are hot, I send them a couple dikpiks back.

What would Mrs. BC think?

 

[cycloneG]

Hi Everyone! I'm a Pitt/Miss St fan and wanted to come here and talk about our upcoming matchup. Our fan base is really excited to be in the tournament and think we can go very far this year. Our coach Chris Jans/Jeff Capel has done an incredible job with the team this year and have installed an offense/defense that most teams are not used to facing.

We also have (insert player X name here) who is one of the most dominant matchup problems in the (insert conference here). Additionally, (insert player Y name here) is projected as a lottery pick and is a deadly 3-point shooter. Our point guard (insert player Z here) is also one of the best freshmen in the (insert conference name here) and can handle defensive pressure easily.

I don't think you've ever faced anything like what we have. I don't know anything (at all) about Iowa State other than you are very good offensively under coach Hoiberg, but bad defensively and rebounding. Unfortunately, that won't fare well against our top (insert Kenpom, NET, RPI, BPI, Sagarin - whatever favors their team).

Thanks for welcoming me and looking forward to the great banter with Iowa State fans!

Some people this week. Probably.

What other kind of things do we always hear from opposing fans when they come here? I tried to mention as many as I could remember So many of the same things year after year.

 

[KCClone1]

I guarantee Opposing Fan X will at some point say "The Big12 is an incredibly tough conference...but..."

 

[MeanDean]

I guarantee Opposing Fan X will at some point say "The Big12 is an incredibly tough conference...but..."

I was trying to think of a way to frame that thought too. Something about how one team in their conference upset a team in the Big XII 5 or 6 years ago.

 

[BCClone]

What would Mrs. BC think?

She enjoys my dikpiks.

 

[CloneLawman]

She enjoys my dikpiks.

Does she enjoy you sending them to "hot" strangers? Not kink shaming--just curious.

 

[CycloneErik]

"My aunt's mailman had a neighbor's father who went to Iowa State in the 1950s so I've always followed the Cyclones."

Said mailman always offers ISU tickets on Father's Day, but for no clear reason.

 

[CycloneVet]

I seem to recall some Notre Dame fans who thought they were well prepared for Hoiball because they had played a game against De Paul.

I would love to be able to watch that ass kicking but can’t find it

 

[BCClone]

Does she enjoy you sending them to "hot" strangers? Not kink shaming--just curious.

She knew I was a helpful guy when she married me. She doesn't care that I have our St Paddys picture from last year as an avatar so she is pretty cool.

 

[nfrine]

Gotten a couple, mostly women though.

If they are hot, I send them a couple dikpiks back.

My advice...use a wide angle lens.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Call and raise a Skoglund.

 

[cyclones500]

@geewago, I think, is an example of that.

Yes, good example. Thanks!

I was hoping someone had at least one example. No way I could remember off top of my head.

 

[CloneLawman]

I would love to be able to watch that ass kicking but can’t find it

That was a right proper ass-kickin'

 

[GTO]

I would love to be able to watch that ass kicking but can’t find it

Notre Dame asked the Pope to pull a few strings and get it removed from everywhere.

 

[CloneLawman]

She knew I was a helpful guy when she married me. She doesn't care that I have our St Paddys picture from last year as an avatar so she is pretty cool.

Heh.

 

[ca4cy]

That MF was awkward AF. I hope Abdelmassih didn't pay too much for that one.

I remember reading a blurb/tweet at that time somewhere along the lines of, "Iowa State is looking to set a record for the most guys on a roster named George who don't spell their name G-E-O-R-G-E."