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[SEIOWA CLONE]

If He sticks around for a handful more years, he will get like 500k annually from IPERS. Kirks F can pull around 5 MM when he retired.

Most of these coaches' salaries are funded by outside sources, and therefore they would not count towards IPERS payments. It makes a great headline, but it's a myth. Some of their salary is covered and they would be eligible to collect on that portion for IPERS retirement. If you look at the information below EIU is paying salary 1 and salary 2 is being paid by outside sources. He will do well in IPERS, but not millions a year.

Iowa Legislature - State Employee Salary Book

Information pertaining to the Iowa Legislature as well as the Executive and Judicial branch in as much as they relate to the legislative branch

www.legis.iowa.gov

 

[BCClone]

Most of these coaches' salaries are funded by outside sources, and therefore they would not count towards IPERS payments. It makes a great headline, but it's a myth. Some of their salary is covered and they would be eligible to collect on that portion for IPERS retirement. If you look at the information below EIU is paying salary 1 and salary 2 is being paid by outside sources. He will do well in IPERS, but not millions a year.

Iowa Legislature - State Employee Salary Book

Information pertaining to the Iowa Legislature as well as the Executive and Judicial branch in as much as they relate to the legislative branch

www.legis.iowa.gov

He is around 70 with like 25 years of service, guessing that would be around 65-70% of his top 5. Just eyeballing, that 5 year average is around 2.5MM on salary 1. That would mean 1.5-1.75MM per year. Not the 5 I first said but still a hefty amount.

 

[nfrine]

You are giving Hines WAY too much credit. I’d be surprised if he even had a quickie with that chimp.

You're right.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

we as fans can show up with to the houses of the people who run other schools collectives and bang their wiv

 

[CycloneDaddy]

You are giving Hines WAY too much credit. I’d be surprised if he even had a quickie with that chimp.

@CoachHines3 likes to sit in the corner and watch while his mom and I soak with the chimp jumping on the bed.

 

[KnappShack]

@CoachHines3 likes to sit in the corner and watch while his mom and I soak with the chimp jumping on the bed.

I'm guessing if the chimp did a rail of high grade Columbian prior to this soaking....

Good times

 

[FallOf81]

@CoachHines3 likes to sit in the corner and watch while his mom and I soak with the chimp jumping on the bed.

Is this like the Trunk Monkey?

 

[cyfan92]

I would be greatly disappointed if a starter left for ******* Lubbock

El Paso and Lubbock is a farther drive than Des Moines to Downtown Chicago

 

[JM4CY]

I'm guessing if the chimp did a rail of high grade Columbian prior to this soaking....

Good times

When I start my day, I sometimes think “what crazy **** will I read on CF today?” as it’s hard to surprise me anymore.

However… This sentence soared so high over that bar and made go take a bathroom break at work because I was going to start laughing.

 

[Gunnerclone]

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El Paso and Lubbock is a farther drive than Des Moines to Downtown Chicago

But I assume that is the closest P4 school to El Paso?

 

[KnappShack]

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El Paso and Lubbock is a farther drive than Des Moines to Downtown Chicago

Isn't El Paso closer to San Diego than Houston?

It's a big, beautiful state.

 

[BCClone]

The Texas Special Teams coach wife

Is that the stripper with the monkey?

 

[MugNight]

But I assume that is the closest P4 school to El Paso?

Just wait until Big 12 Mexico lol. I guess if there was a football game in Mexico then Tech might actually be a contender to play in that matchup

 

[longdriveforsom]

But I assume that is the closest P4 school to El Paso?

Arizona is the closest p4 school

 

[NetflixAndClone]

But I assume that is the closest P4 school to El Paso?

Arizona is closer by an hour.

 

[trevn]

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El Paso and Lubbock is a farther drive than Des Moines to Downtown Chicago

How far away is Baton Rouge, Louisiana from Highland, Utah?

 

[ISUTex]

People who haven’t been to Texas don’t realize how big Texas is. Years ago I took a road trip down to San Antonio to cover a D-III football game. Driving down I-35, through Kansas City, through Wichita, through Oklahoma City … the Oklahoma/Texas border was still only about halfway to San Antonio.

(Okay, I’m exaggerating a little - but it is just about exactly halfway between KC and San Antonio)

It takes about 10-11 hours to drive from Dallas to South Padre. When Texas became a state they actually shrank it down to the size it is now. They should've divided it into two or three states.

 

[SolterraCyclone]

People who haven’t been to Texas don’t realize how big Texas is. Years ago I took a road trip down to San Antonio to cover a D-III football game. Driving down I-35, through Kansas City, through Wichita, through Oklahoma City … the Oklahoma/Texas border was still only about halfway to San Antonio.

(Okay, I’m exaggerating a little - but it is just about exactly halfway between KC and San Antonio)

Did a drive from Denver to San Antonio once. I left after work and got to Amarillo. I thought, hey I made pretty good time. I’ll stop here for the evening

Looked at my phone that night, and I still had 8 hours to drive!

 

[JM4CY]

But I assume that is the closest P4 school to El Paso?

Would you drive from Lubbock to El Paso to rail a stripper?

 

[Gunnerclone]

Would you drive from Lubbock to El Paso to rail a stripper?

I’m offended that you’re even asking me this question.