I read it immediately. I don't know if I think you're a Hok in disguise. Maybe a hok/B1G apologist. Maybe just obtuse. Maybe you like both teams and just love the state, idk
I'm not sure what you are, but it consistently reads suspiciously. I don't see you liking peoples' stuff or dunking on iowa or posting funny stuff or awesome cyclone-pride enducing or hok-shaming takes.
Here, ill tell you what CF thinks and would have said, and you can compare it to what you said: Even if the hoks have a mediocre basketball team (dubious claim at best), they have terrible delusional fans, they play in a dump, they have an embarrassing and ineffective head coach, a stale and broken program. Their city sucks, their fan sucks, their roster sucks, and everyone who defends them or makes excuses for them is a real piece of work.