***OFFICIAL POURING ONE OUT FOR CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD***

[CloneLawman]

Let's honor Chuck by posting our favorite Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[JM4CY]

One time Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. After that, it was just “The Islands”.

 

[CloneLawman]

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

 

[ClonerJams]

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when taking a piss

 

[Drew0311]

The first one I saw today was "Chuck Norris actually died in 1996, it just took the Grim reaper until now to gather the courage to tell him"

 

[hoosman]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Fishhead]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris

 

[Fishhead]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I’m sending Chuck’s ghost after you !!!

 

[madguy30]

 

[mj4cy]

Chuck Norris didn't die, he just took death's job. You don't die anymore, you now will "Norris"

 

[gocy444]

Chuck Norris and TJ Otz realized the world only had room for one of them, Chuck handed down the reigns.

 

[dahliaclone]

Literally ANY of the segments that Conan used to do pulling the lever that showed crazy/hilarious clips from Walker, Texas Ranger. ANY of them.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

 

[mj4cy]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice.

 

[IlliniCy]

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

 

[79Clone4ever]

What did Chuck Norris say after shooting a 19 on a round of golf? “Bad day.”

 

[cytor]

 

[RagingCloner]

How do we know this isnt just a hoax?

 

[bsaltyman]

Chuck Norris once shot down a Nazi plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling “bang”.

 

[kevdiv48]

Chuck Norris has crossed the rainbow bridge, rode a boat to the grey havens, and became a Force ghost simultaneously