$100K+ Meat Heist

[CYdTracked]

I'd check out Arby's, they always say "we have the meats!"

 

[CyVeteran]

In other news......I came across a huge amount of pork and I will be giving it away by the box load at my tailgate Saturday.

 

[Pat]

Or a porno vid.

Pork Bandits.

 

[Chitowncy]

I'll tell you who would steal this meat

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That damn sasquatch.

Sad that those two legends are no longer with us. Such a great bit.

 

[Boxerdaddy]

Anyone need any meat? I got a guy that can help.

But seriously, how to you fence $100k of pork?

 

[Cyclonepride]

Has to be somewhere that they can fence this in large quantities, doesn't there?

 

[alarson]

Or a porno vid.

Oceans 11 porno parody version

 

[cycloner29]

Did the suspects’ vehicles look like this?

 

[GoldCy]

had to have had access to a crossdock to unload 3 trailers full of pork right?

No

 

[FallOf81]

Shouldn't this thread be merged with the Kim Kardashian thread?

 

[nfrine]

Has to be somewhere that they can fence this in large quantities, doesn't there?

Either that or you are going to need a damn big freezer.

 

[cedarstrip]

Has to be somewhere that they can fence this in large quantities, doesn't there?

This is why I voted not an inside job. What the heck does someone do with that much meat? Each package is numbered. It would take big time connections to move it.

 

[besserheimerphat]

Meat Heist...great band name.

Last week, my wife had to run an errand in the morning, and she texted me to say she was going to stop at McDonald's for breakfast, and asked if I wanted anything. I don't get to have McDonald's breakfast very often so I was in.

What I intended to text back was "Yes! Sassage McMuffin!" (Sassage instead of sausage because I'm clever like that)

What it autocorrected to was "Yes! Sassafras McMillan!" which left her confused, yet somehow still understanding of my true meaning. We later decided that Sassafras McMillan would make an excellent band name.

Additionally, it would make a perfect code name for me in my role as getaway driver in a highly coordinated meat heist.

A few years ago we were at the Seattle Zoo. At the sloth bear exhibit, my oldest said sloth bear would make a great band name. Some grunge looking dude behind him said "Whoaaaaa, bro - that's so metal!" in that stereotypical stoner/Cali surfer voice. It was hilariously random.

 

[enisthemenace]

Oceans 11 porno parody version

Wait. What? There is exactly 1 woman in Ocean’s 11.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

 

[alarson]

Wait. What? There is exactly 1 woman in Ocean’s 11.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

On one hand, it doesn't have to be the case for a parody version.

On the other hand, that makes more sense for a movie named "meat heist"

 

[dafarmer]

Where's the big barbecue at the tailgate today ?

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/feds-theft-frozen-beef-nebraska-153544224.html

 

[SCNCY]

Article doesn't identify how the distribution of the stolen meat occurred. Would ne interested to know what happened after it was stolen.

 

[JM4CY]

Article doesn't identify how the distribution of the stolen meat occurred. Would ne interested to know what happened after it was stolen.

I agree. Be nice to know if I have consumed some dirty meat.

 

[Dr.bannedman]

Article doesn't identify how the distribution of the stolen meat occurred. Would ne interested to know what happened after it was stolen.

i figure restaurants