Anyone else tired of hearing from Hawk fans...

[Stewo]

What is the exchange rate of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?

It's gotta be 1,000,000:1 in favor of the Schrute Buck.

 

[SouthernClone06]

No no no, the Schrute Buck was deemed useless when Stanley dismissed it. This is what I'm talking about:
The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 3 - Women's Appreciation

 

[Flag Guy]

Questioning the infraction system...Triple Infraction.

Pretending to understand the infraction system - major infraction

 

[jdoggivjc]

Apperently _Jer DOES eat little babies


Which of course is very not family friendly, and worth a major infraction atleast

So now you're saying that Jer is either:

1. Mike Tyson
2. A member of the Maryland's Women's Basketball team...

 

[Flag Guy]

No, you missed the opportunity to at least throw that shirt on a decent set.

Happy? This is the best I could find... atleast on my work computer

 

[MNCyGuy]

Pretending to understand the infraction system - major infraction

Does anyone else think of The Simpson's episode where the old beard guy from the retirement home babysits and lists of all these different activities followed by "that's a whoopin'". This is how I imagine the infraction system.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Happy? This is the best I could find... atleast on my work computer

I thought he said throw it on a DECENT rack - infraction for failing to follow directions

 

[Stewo]

No no no, the Schrute Buck was deemed useless when Stanley dismissed it. This is what I'm talking about:
The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 3 - Women's Appreciation

You obviously are underestimating the power of the Schrute Buck. Banable offense.

 

[MNCyGuy]

Happy? This is the best I could find... atleast on my work computer

I liked the other girls face better. Try again.

 

[clones_jer]

I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum!

 

[SouthernClone06]

Does anyone else think of The Simpson's episode where the old beard guy from the retirement home babysits and lists of all these different activities followed by "that's a whoopin'". This is how I imagine the infraction system.

Isn't that a play off of Cool Hand Luke? "That's a night in the box."

 

[MNCyGuy]

Isn't that a play off of Cool Hand Luke? "That's a night in the box."

I've never seen that movie, couldn't tell you.

 

[clones_jer]

I thought he said throw it on a DECENT rack - infraction for failing to follow directions

if you're looking for chesticles bigger than yours Jdogg, they're hard to find outside the porn industry

 

[jdoggivjc]

I've never seen that movie, couldn't tell you.

Infraction - oh, wait...

 

[MNCyGuy]

I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum!

Jer, I bet you play a mean recorder.

 

[azn4cy]

Happy? This is the best I could find... atleast on my work computer

At best a butterface. Major infraction.

 

[SouthernClone06]

I've never seen that movie, couldn't tell you.

Major infraction.

 

[Flag Guy]

I liked the other girls face better. Try again.

He wanted a better rack, not a better face. Besides... isn't that what paper bags are for?

 

[MNCyGuy]

He wanted a better rack, not a better face. Besides... isn't that what paper bags are for?

photo shop one on for us.

 

[jdoggivjc]

if you're looking for chesticles bigger than yours Jdogg, they're hard to find outside the porn industry

What part of "decent rack" don't you get (infraction, BTW)? My manboobs are flabby, droopy, and overall unflattering...