Aromatically Destroying Workplace Bathrooms

VeloClone

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IMO you've never been to a Casey's unless you have made mud in the single cheater behind the counter.
I worked at a Casey's a lifetime ago. Nothing was better than destroying the bathroom only to come out and see a customer waiting to use it. You then had to try to keep a straight face when you were ringing up their purchases afterward.
 

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Not worth it. I'd rather drive to the car dealership and use the women's room.
I hear ya but I don’t know that I wanna expose my Johnson to the same general area of that guy BC described.
 

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I worked at a Casey's a lifetime ago. Nothing was better than destroying the bathroom only to come out and see a customer waiting to use it. You then had to try to keep a straight face when you were ringing up their purchases afterward.
By lifetime ago, do you mean last week? Because I hope you meant last week.
 

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I worked at a Casey's a lifetime ago. Nothing was better than destroying the bathroom only to come out and see a customer waiting to use it. You then had to try to keep a straight face when you were ringing up their purchases afterward.

There was nothing worse than walking through the swinging doors only to see a family waiting in line after you absolutely wrecked the closet. A true veteran makes their purchase first that way you can just grab it off the side counter and get the f out of there with minimal eye contact.
 

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At one place I worked I took the initiative and just brought in air freshener spray...maybe even a plug in air freshener.

Yeah, spraying it announces what you've done, but so is not spraying it.
 

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This this this. True test Iowa citizenship really.

Real citizenship is when in a Casey's bathroom, the the bowl is level full of water, your butt cheeks are numb, and you see a plunger by the toilet. Yep, desperate times call for desperate measures. Some times you gotta grab the bull by the horns and DYI!! Relief in less than 2 minutes!!
 
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I recently have begun transitioning from working from home to working physically at my office-type job. I don’t know if it is just because I have been used to my own body odors for so long during covid or what, but this is possible. HOWEVER, just about every other day I am in the office, I walk into the single-holer and my olfactory gets absolutely ransacked by a stench that it is hard to describe accurately. I have worked on farms, and ain’t afraid to change a diaper, but sweet baby Jesus this is bad. So, the question is, what is proper etiquette for both the victim and the nasal abuser in this situation? My initial thought is that everyone poops, I get it. But if yours smells that bad, then someone has told you this at some point and if at all possible, I would fully support you doing your business somewhere non-local. TIA

You need to ask everyone to support/push for a new and more powerful ventilation system for the bathroom. Candles and sprays mostly just mask the stench...ventilation is the way to go.
 
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Real citizenship is when in a Casey's bathroom, the the bowel is level full of water, your butt cheeks are numb, and you see a plunger by the toilet. Yep, desperate times call for desperate measures. Some times you gotta grab the bull by the horns and DYI!! Relief in less than 2 minutes!!
Why are your bowels full of water?
 

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I recently have begun transitioning from working from home to working physically at my office-type job. I don’t know if it is just because I have been used to my own body odors for so long during covid or what, but this is possible. HOWEVER, just about every other day I am in the office, I walk into the single-holer and my olfactory gets absolutely ransacked by a stench that it is hard to describe accurately. I have worked on farms, and ain’t afraid to change a diaper, but sweet baby Jesus this is bad. So, the question is, what is proper etiquette for both the victim and the nasal abuser in this situation? My initial thought is that everyone poops, I get it. But if yours smells that bad, then someone has told you this at some point and if at all possible, I would fully support you doing your business somewhere non-local. TIA
I have noticed this exact same thing. I have not come up with a definite reason I totally buy into yet.