Awesome Press Conference

[cyclonetrent]

Costal Carolina's coach gave a very interesting and confusing press conference this weekend. Check it out

Coastal Carolina Football Coach David Bennett Needs to Give More Press Conferences - Cosby Sweaters

 

[ljhlax]

Costal Carolina's coach gave a very interesting and confusing press conference this weekend. Check it out

Coastal Carolina Football Coach David Bennett Needs to Give More Press Conferences - Cosby Sweaters

It is sad. I've had a few of these coaches. The problem is they think that all the team's problems are a discipline problem. Unfortunately, the problems are usually a result of poor communication. The trick is, how do you communicate that to a guy thinking about cats and dogs and one way screen doors?

 

[JUKEBOX]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw&feature=player_embedded]Bennett Presser: Act more like dogs - YouTube[/ame]

 

[HiltonMagic]

Nope, still doesn't make any sense the second time around watching it.

 

[IowaSTATCyclone]

Nope, still doesn't make any sense the second time around watching it.

Oh, it made perfect sense, they just cut it off to early. The next words out of his mouth were:

"...and Iowa State beat the Hawkeyes today because that game means more to Cyclone fans."

oh, wait. I have that wrong. The next words were:

"...Ferentz is God because he wins close games by playing conservative, except when he loses close games by playing conservative, in which case he should fire Ken O'Keefe."

And it isn't fair to post this without context. The original headline was "Coastal Carolina Coach Describes the Inside of Hawk Fan Brains."

A panicked cat trapped behind a one-way door - that's not half-bad. The only thing that metaphor was missing was the cat chasing a rabid hamster on a rationalization exercise wheel.

 

[balken]

I am guessing he has to pay extra to get hookers to make the cat and dog sounds.

 

[Cyclone90]

Nothing about shooting Easter Eggs however.

 

[jj-cyclones]

HAHA that is just funny!